....and got a little too drunk. gave out my number to girl (yes it was def a girl), but cant remember what she looks like. How do I say this to her with out wasting any chances I had, or is this a hint that she wasn't worth remembering lol.
Done the usual Facebook/Bebo/Google searches and hasn't thrown anything up. Does she even exist haha
Pulls up a chair...
She gave you a fake name and isn't going to call you anyway?
Pulls up a chair...
Tea??? Coffee?? lol
She gave you a fake name and isn't going to call you anyway?
Nope, shes been texting me. A womens opinion on the matter would be good??
Budge up Zokes....
Popcorn?
If she calls you, tell her you were rather drunk and memory has failed you so any chance of a picture.
Something personal from her phone camera perhaps 
ask her to send you her pic via your mobi so you can 'erm see what the damage is
Please say she had great big hands xan. Oh, and a c*ck. That would be a treat
Easy....if she calls..........just meet up with her 'sober'... if its that bad just walk away...at least you will know... 
It could be the girl (or man) of your dreams....
post her name u8p on here lets see if any of us know her
Hob Nob anyone?
Girls opinion on here that is a hugely optomistic statement
Just turn up to the date early... make sure you are fully visible and facing the door. This way if you don't recognise her.... her reaction will make it obvious who she is.
Then you've got 30 seconds to finish your pint and leave or can go and buy her a drink.
Arrange to meet up and make sure you get there first. That way she'll recognise you (hopefully) and come over.
If she's ropey, you offer to go to the bar and then leg it.
Easy isn't it?
Haha, dont even remember if she had big hand and never got far enough to find the rest of that question out barnsleymitch.
The idea about turing up early and doing a bunk if she's a munter sounds like a good idea to me. Seat next to the fire exit maybe lol.
Just found out she works in the gym I go to. Need to figure out someting around that maybe.
Ask her when she's next working then!
Kettle's boiled. Tea / coffee anyone?
I'd personally ask her to email you pictures, then you can decide at your leisure let us decide whether it's worth it.
A womens opinion on the matter would be good??
I suspect you have less chance of that than my parents do of getting into Manc from Tokyo any time soon...
Popcorn would be good - not salted I hope!
EDIT: Oh, and a cup of tea, milk no sugar would be lovely! Cheers!
but cant remember what she looks like
Dangerous ground. Had a similar situation about 10 years ago. Arranged to meet for a drink a couple of days later.
A little bit of me died when I saw her in daylight/ sober
hmmm... what does she do at the gym
Good = Fitness Instructor / Beauty Therapist
Bad = Cleaner
"hmmm... what does she do at the gym
Good = Fitness Instructor / Beauty Therapist
Bad = Cleaner"
Worse - bloke.
worser = colonic irrigation - perhaps why she recognised you?
"colonio irrigation" isnt that Chelsea's new signing?
I think this is sweet. You were obviously very taken with her. You had a connection, your souls spoke one to another. And you weren't judging her simply by what she looked like, because she's almost certainly hideous in daylight. I reckon this one's a keeper. You should probably marry her.
Shes a life guard at the pool. I know that much. Only had this one other time and wasn't a good experience (ugly as sin and total bunny boiler) you think there would be a lesson in there for me wouldnt you.
I am going to go to Dragons Den with an idea for a breatalizer that fits to your phone so you cant do silly things with it whan you are drunk ha.
just meet her at a pub where you don't know anyone and won't be seen
Sound familiar?
She gave me her mind
Then she gave me her body
But she gave it to anybody
Then I made her cry
And I made her scream
Then I took her high
And curdled her cream
But how was I to know
that she had been there before
She told me she was a virgin.. oh!
She was number 999
On the clinical list
Then I had to fall in love
With a dirty little bitch!
She got The Jack
She got The Jack
She got The Jack
She got The Jack
I'm going to hedge my bets and say you don't want to take this any further.
Unless all the lifeguards are female and stunning....
"Unless all the lifeguards are female and stunning...."
I'm thinking more 'the hoff' than 'pamela anderson' 
Search for other people who work at the gym face book search them, look at photos works parties etc see if anyone looks familiar?
hahaha ... my thoughts exactly. No gorgeous life guard is going to be texting a forum dweller within 48 hours of them drunkenly handing out their number.
You don't remember giving her your number because HE took it off the computer system at the gym this morning.
first picture of Xan's new bird.........
FFS! Be a man and go meet her. If she is not your type just say you a homo.
P/s: FFS! I need to do some work today as I am way behind ... so stop posting until I am free.
On the other hand a mate of mine is now married to a girl who he met drunk and couldn't recall what she looked like despite having arranged a breakfast meet the next day (along with all of us - oh, the romance...)
Easy , get a mate to go to the gym when you know she's working. He can scope out the female lifeguards if he does a tour, pretending to join blah blah.
Munter= run and hide and get a new phone no.
Top Totty = Result.
If there is 1 hockenmoose and 1 fitty then its a 50/50 gamble.
Jeez, she might be worried too.
Don't suppose that occurred to you huh?
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