men: imagine thrusting your rubbery firmness into yielding virgin softness
women: imagine BEING that responsive softness (I shall not pretend you are all virgins 
this was how the snow felt last night - blissfully sensual, smooth gliding contact, driving me to endless obscene metaphor. This was the RIGHT kind of snow - snow to die for :o)
pics later...
you really arent getting enough are you simon?
For all our sakes, just knock one out in the bogs at work or something would you!
WTF
Lol - Words fail me Simon 
just knock one out in the bogs at work or something would you!
that doesn't work, my libido is irrepressible
Try humping a snow woman; it ain't all that great....
Try humping a snow woman; it ain't all that great....
Yeah. I gather they can be really frigid.
badumtish
Try humping a snow woman
this is all metaphor - the blissful sensuality of the snow powerfully brought to mind the sensuality of sex, though one is cold and powdery and the other warm and wet :o)
...and women go out for group rides with you?
Are they mad?
...and women go out for group rides with you?
perhaps it was just as well there were none out last night, as they might have been offended by my flights of fancy
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jt
you need putting in this and putting away for a few years, honestly man!!!
well, I'm at work, so I can't look, but my metaphoric raptures are surely harmless ? Just because I'm excited by sensuality doesn't mean I don't treat women with respect.
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) - Memorable quotes
Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a bl*wj*b than any white man in history. ...
You are in more dire need of a bl*wj*b than any white man in history. ...
it's not a matter of need but desire, but the effect of any 'relief' is strictly temporary :o)
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Only meant with a wry smile bud!
Nothing wrong at all with a few metaphors, and certainly not bringing your treatment of the fairer sex into disrepute!!
jt
but seriously, get a life! aren't you an old git anyway? so maybe this is a cover up for the fact that you can't get a hard on
but seriously, get a life! aren't you an old git anyway? so maybe this is a cover up for the fact that you can't get a hard on
what is more 'life' than riding one's bike through snow in the dark ??
Yes I'm quite old, but no, I have no problem getting hard whatever, thanks all the same :o) In fact, I had hoped advancing age might dull the insistent pangs of lust, but there's no sign of it yet 
why would you hope for such a thing
Can't get his shorts on...
this is it, the end of the world, right?
Should try viagra, its good for the oldies, stops them rolling out of bed....
barnes, you are a perv.....FACT.
Rapist waiting to happen... 
bomberman - do you want the middle-aged to stop riding their bikes and to stop having fun??
(hides under crochet blanket).
Rapist waiting to happen
do you mind ? Is that supposed to be funny ? I think we are free to express unspecific imagination without involving a threat to anyone...
Should I not tell you about "Vinegar Strokes" ?
I feel soiled just reading this.
I feel soiled just reading this.
perhaps you think biking should be all about bikes and who's in front and technique ? For me it's thoroughly carnal: sweaty, muddy, exciting, visually enthralling, the feel of the texture of the ground and the smooth engagement of muscle, exhaustion and endorphins :o)
Brrrrrr.
Get a grip [so to speak] before you become another headline on Fark.
Get a grip
oh, very good :o)
No, really. Don't become a warning to others!
Don't become a warning to others!
You can read the full text of my report and judge for yourself tomorrow
Do I dare?
filth! eaugh! filth!
I blame the trees, bloody sap rising!
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