I’m ready . Swedish entry is the favourite. Well it is here in Sweden. Who is in for the UK? Please don’t pretend you’re not watching it.

Sweden for the win, Russia a close second.

I honestly don’t get why this is a thing.

My risk appetite is low, unlike my ambitious glory or nothing approach.

Bold betting, bear – bon chance!

Australia! I had no idea they are in it. Is it like a bogan Aussie singer or a Natalie Imbruglia type. Or actually Natalie Imbruglia?

Those lights are awesome

Please no more that attention seeking look at me look at me I am a wom-man.

I think is worth watching just to see what people are up to …

😀

Wow found another reason to keep watching

Politics innit? I’ve got a fiver on Russia to win, on account of all the former soviet republics being terrified that withholding full points will result in them being the next Ukraine, or I he’s in a really bad mood, nuclear Armageddon.

And I’ve had a few quid on us finishing last as everyone hates us!

Bit of a worry if Greece win…

Next year, pallets for a stage and burning oil drums for the lighting…

French entry sounds a bit of a downer.

And the visuals look like the background of Left4Dead or similar

The massed drums of the beige army there

Tuck yer shirt in lad!

o_O
Israeli shoes?

Mercury called; he wants his boots back.

Arh i forgot how entertaining last year’s ESC thead was.

Excellent, roll on 2015.

That was shit

(EDIT)

Golden Boys that is

Just listening to a track from The Fall’s latest album, where Mark E snarls “I want a ****ing Facebook Troll”; pity that isn’t our official entry, it might liven things up a bit, at least we could come last with some dignity. 😉

France? Wow! The tubby daughter of Terry Thomas and an army of Star Trek-alike backing, er, people! 😀

I’m loving the subtitles for all of the songs, even those in English!

Im having a Chinese. God its shit.

The Swedish commentary to the UK entry was excellent!

Sadly, her dress is better than the song.

Is this what Tron 1920 would be like ?

Question for the dancers of singletrack …

Is this like the pinnacle of a dancers career. For example the UK’s dancers . Whilst skatman jon was doing his thing and those dancers were doing press ups next to him, are they like “this can’t get any better”

Jeez, the UK entry is seriously catchy! Shame the lass cannae move for toffee. Definitely not the worst I have ever seen, not by a long shot!

The Swedish commentary to the UK entry was excellent!

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo[/video]The Swedish

Total embarrassment want it to end!!!

Genuinely surprised that 2015 is worse that 2014. If I vote UKIP do we stop showing this?

The UK entry was a lot better than I feared. And compared to the rest so far…

Jings, Armenia looks a bit sacrificial in their production staging. Didn’t expect to see Devil worship tonight but it is Eurovision, after all! I reckon the lead male singer will be for the chop if they don’t win….

Jeez. The Armenian entry look like theyve stepped out of a poor Star Trek episode. Guy’s forgotten his extra arms, though.

My missus just said that they look a bit cultish, at least, I think that is what she said….. 😯

LOLZ at rogerthecat

UK entry is shite.

🙄

Sooooo, Lithuania, how much did you pay to have Nicole Kidman perform for you? Based on my 5 year olds dancing, this could be a high scorer!

Lithuania has at least one good thing about it.

Reckon Lithuanian entry is the best so far- catchy & upbeat. Bonnie lass, too.

My bet on us coming last is looking like it could pay out.

Oh dear Serbia, I’m beginning to wish that I have photo sensitive epilepsy 😆