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  • my wife is in labour….ouch
  • pegasus
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    number 3 is on its way…at home..it doesn’t get any easier..

    higthepig
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    I hope it all goes quickly and pain free, good luck.

    Garry_Lager
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    Best of luck! Hope the delivery is of the pea-shelling variety.

    alpin
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    another ed miliband fan… disgraceful!

    best of luck to the both of you….!

    yossarian
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    Number 3? you both know the routine then! Best of luck, hopefully you’ll be smoking a cigar by sun up.

    pegasus
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    getting there…long, powerful contractions..Last time I made pizza for the midwives, this time scones.
    Now, names..any suggestions?

    higthepig
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    Best you use the midwives real names, shouldn’t really upset them at this delicate stage 🙂

    Karinofnine
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    I hope all goes well – good vibes to your lady x

    Names; is it a boy or a girl and where do you live?

    Depending on the answer: Ben, Sam, Jo(e), Clara, Billy/Billie, James, Charles/Charlotte (Charlie).
    Or
    Mercedes-Louise, Britney-Katharine, Pippa-Rihanna, Evander, Justin,

    Seriously, I hope junior emerges soon and well.

    Sponging-Machine
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    37 hours of very painful labour for our little lad to come into the world. My wife doesn’t remember much about it, whilst I recall every animalistic, gutteral moan and scream. Worst experience of my life (and also one of the best at the end).

    My wife’s already banging on about another (he’s only 7 months old), so it can’t be that painful, can it?

    yossarian
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    Names?

    What car do you drive? 😉

    thegreatape
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    Number 3 you say?

    2 is definitely the ideal number of children, but best wishes to you all anyway. 🙂

    thegreatape (father of 3).

    big_scot_nanny
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    We’re ten weeks into the 3 club, and it’s ace! So all the best you and the troops. I think I was even more amazed at how bloody wonderfully the whole thing is when Isobel arrived, as I was a bit less stressed about the whole thing (missus said the same thing).

    Wonderful!

    kev

    samuri
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    it doesn’t get any easier..

    You’re doing it wrong then. By number three you should just stay at work and let her get on with it.

    Congrats anyway. 😉

    samuri
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    My wife’s already banging on about another (he’s only 7 months old), so it can’t be that painful, can it?

    I think they self-release some sort of hormone during the birth that deliberately makes them forget for exactly that reason. My wife can’t remember a thing about it either. She was wanting another 6 months later but I remembered the pain and screaming and pooing and bad smells and fluids and people stood around with long instruments.

    I vowed from that day I’d never have sex again.

    pegasus
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    IT’S A GIRL…WOW. SO BEAUTIFUL..

    timbur
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    Congrats. I got a new boy a week ago today. He’s rather ace.

    Enjoy the sleepless nights, they’re killing me :O(

    RichPenny
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    Congratulations!!!!

    hoodie
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    Congratulations ! We had a boy last week ! Amazing stuff !…

    molgrips
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    That was quick – sounds like our second, only two and a half hours start to finish. Congrats.

    atlaz
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    Congratulations

    pegasus
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    thanks to all, a round of applause for Florence Mary (that’ll be Flo then)9lb 7oz and her amazing mum xxxxx

    anagallis_arvensis
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    good work congrats…

    My wife doesn’t remember much about it, whilst I recall every animalistic, gutteral moan and scream. Worst experience of my life

    I’ll second that, Frank is one next week and I’ve told the Mrs if she wants another I aint holding her hand…. it was a living nightmare.

    passtherizla
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    we were going to have islay for a girl… you can have that if you want 😉

    congratulations guys!

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