What super power would I have if I could 
I'm not sure if it would interfere with me being a SEX GOD!
But I'm not willing to take the chance!!!!
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If you could have a super power.....
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Posted 1 year ago #
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but emma, you would have melted it already with your flamin' hands
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Sharki:
Weather control would be handy.
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Sharki not sure whether to
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But.....kindness/faith (in humanity not god) & Human spirit are, I believe, pretty awesome super powers, shame more people don't posses(sp?) them. I wouldn't call it fate I'd call it life, sometimes you meet good eggs when you need them most other times they'll happily screw you over and leave you with nothing but people arent so keen to share those stories Either way, I'd still prefer making snow
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No need for any
it's all :-)and 
nowI can make snow........
...........yellow.
And flying would be the power for me. The only thing i'd need.
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What Superpower is easy.......the ability never ever to crash !!
On the bike i would be a riding god.
And World Champion at F1 and WRC would be handy for cash and naked ladies !
Sorted.
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Power of dog
Can change at will into a mutt run around humping legs, sniffing other dogs butts and generally doing stuff you would be locked up for as a human
Jebus! That's me when drunk.............
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If you are invisible in a ladies changing rooms and you squirt a little bit of, ahem, love custard, does it remain invisible once it leaves your body?
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^
What would be the point of that!?
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'custard'??? You need to get checked if it looks like custard chap :-s
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Flying would be the most fun, I don't think it'd get old.
Most useful would be regeneration like the cheerleader in Heroes.
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All this talk of wanting to be invisible only serves as a way to perv.
Well were the fun in that? Unless you're all, over weight, ugly sods lacking senses of humour to attract a lady(or man).
Oops, forgot his is STW.
How about you all develop the super power to become attractive to the one you fancy. You'll be able to touch an unlaminated person then and maybe even get kissed.
You not thought about the disadvantages of being invisible have you?
Imagine if you can see the other invisibles..you'll end up knocking into them with you erections and even worse could come of it...
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I'd like to be able to do bunnyhops on flats.
And don't bother explaining to me this is not a super power because its so unobtainable to me it might as well be.Posted 1 year ago # -
flying would be useful, you could have a courier service for the super rich, but it'd have to be something that would fit into a backpack, and you'd have to have a thermal suit and helmet made
my vote though would be mind control (the full strength perform on anyone as opposed to the low powered Jedi version), just think of the stuff you'd get done during the day, and in the evening get into gigs for free, see naked ladies etc
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my vote though would be mind control (the full strength perform on anyone as opposed to the low powered Jedi version)
Actually even the weak liam nielsen version would suits me:
yes you want to hire me
yes we want to hire youPosted 1 year ago # -
I've changed my mind.... I'm with edhornby on the mind control thing. That way I could persuade my other half that he doesn't want to make me watch the whole Alien trilogy on blu ray with deleted scenes. Wish santa hadn't brought it him now
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No Emma - you DO want to watch the Alien Trilogy complete with deleted scenes...
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ha, your mind control has failed.... miserably
Like that dodgy little Britain character... look into my eyes, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into the eyes 
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Jean Grey out of the X MEN. That'll do me for starters.
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I always wanted to be one of the Tomorrow People. (Am I the last surviving fan?) telepathy, teleportation, precognition and a mega-cool base with a sentient computer to do the housekeeping. What more could one want?
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The power of rohypnol.......
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The ability to tolerate the super bullshit-lying propaganda of management/politicians.
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"Love custard"
I don't know whether to laugh or eeeuuuwwwww
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Deffo an eeeeewwwwwww here emsz
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Crème anglaise - lol
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Being able to make custard out of thin air would be a pretty awesome super power in itself.
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I'd like to be able to do bunnyhops on flats.
And don't bother explaining to me this is not a super power because its so unobtainable to me it might as well be.All you need to do is "scoop" up the back end by pointing your toes down and back.
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I hear it's possible to walk on custard. Does that count for all types of custard?
I'll be conducting an experiment tonight.
Socks on or off?Posted 1 year ago # -
Given the temperature at the minute Sharki, definately socks on
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Is it cold your end emsz?
It's above freezing here, so comparatively boiling.
I think i'll go for sealskins, just hate having gloop between my toes.
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Still feels bloody cold.
I'd hate to get goop between my toes
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I'd not mind it if i was flexible enough to reach it with my tongue.
That's defo an eeeeewwwwwwwww
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