If they remade 'Allo 'Allo as a Hollywood movie: which stars for which part?

Alfred Molina as Renee?

What about the others?

Keith Lemon as Renee no?

Yvette – Margot Robbie
English Gendarme – Sacha Baron Cohen

Bonny Langford as Madame Fanny le Fan

Very random 😆

Keith Lemon as Renee no?

God forbid.

?Gwendoline Christie as Helga.

Julian Clary as Herr Flick of the Gestapo.

Joanna Lumley as somebody.

Joanna Lumley as somebody.

Renee’s mother in law.

Rosamund Pike as Helga.

Julian Clary as Herr Flick of the Gestapo.

Gruber, surely? I was about to say Jordan Gavaris (Felix on Orphan Black.)

Jedward as the British Airmen.

Tom Cruise as le gendarme.

Simon Pegg & Nick Frost as the British Airmen.
Judi Dench as Renee’s mother in law ‘zee bedknobs ar flashing’

I don’t think we’ve got Renee nailed down yet.

Arnie as Gruber I reckon.

Hugh Grant as Herr Flick (or John Hanna)

Bill Nighy as Alfonse

The guy who was Dougal in Father Ted – there has to be a role for him Shirley ?

Al Pacino as Renee.

Thread title says Hollywood movie, not Film4 adaptation!

Gerard Butler as Renee
Jennifer Lawrence as his missus
Bradley Cooper as the lover
Fassbender as Flick
Tom Hardy and Christian Bale as the Two airmen
Madonna as the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
Sean Connery as that policeman bloke.

Tom Cruise as le gendarme.

That was my first thought! But they’d probably cast him as Rene instead and it’d be dreadful.

Vin Diesel as Rene

Mr Potatohead as Rene. (spelling edit!)

Incidentally who is this new character Renee?

We didn’t where we are today by reading and responding to the thread title !

Good point Hels.

lol@vin diesel.

Incidentally who is this new character Renee?

How about Renee Zellweger as herself?

English Gendarme – Sacha Baron Cohen

He already did that in Hugo.

Renè – Peter Kaye

Madonna as the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies

Renè – Peter Kaye

I can’t work out whether he’d be perfect or absolutely terrible.

Johnny Vegas perhaps?

True, JV has the pedigree for a big Hollywood breakthrough.

Danny DeVito as the short waitress, Arnold Swarzenegger as the tall waitress, Pam Grier as René. Modern, innit?

Helga Geerhart- Gillian Anderson

Directed by Tarantino? Or the Coen brothers?

I would like to see Leclerc fed into a wood chipper, so I’m going for the Coens.

David Walliams as Gruber, Shirley?
Christopher Walken as Herr Flick.

Directed by Tarantino? Or the Coen brothers?

Michael Bay. Got to be Michael Bay.

Walken as Flick +1

Maggie Gyllenhaal as Yvette.

Does everyone really mean Christopher Walken as Otto Flick? Or do you mean Christoph Waltz?

Kate Winslet as Michelle from the Resistance. Her voice is already perfect for ‘Right, now listen here you chaps!’

Can I just say Eva Green as Yvette.

Armstrong and Miller as the British airmen.

The comedians not the cyclists.
Isn’t it.