Swelper – i have an embarrassing story about that…
Involves a hot day at Tewkesbury, a delayed start & being made to drink lots of water by the ‘safety’ people.
Cue the start of the ‘battle’ & i realise i’m about ‘full’. Looks back & realising i couldn’t get through the 10-deep crowd to the loo’s i asked the rest of the lads to form a circle (facing out!) around me to shield me from the paying public..
Managed to get my steel mitts off whilst crossing my legs & panicking, ripped open the codpiece on my hose after shifting several steel plates, & let rip..
…blessed relief, only to hear the command.. “Staffords, dress left NOW!!!” and the whole bloody lot of them ran off to leave me crouched in front of hundreds of people frantically trying to stop pee’ing! 😳