In an especially boring Marketing lecture at Uni I wrote on the desk ‘Give Peas a Chance.’ I thought I was very funny.

The next week some idiot who clearly had no sense of humour changed it to ‘Give Peace a Chance’ 😐

Genius on the last one JonR…

trying to keep them SFW

Every time I see a ‘TO LET’ sign I have a very childish desire to put an ‘I’ in the gap!

I don’t know why, but this graffiti in a rural Greek bus stop made me chuckle:

I’ve always admired “good morning lemmings” on a bridge on the A27 somewhere!

DrP

I posted this on another thread recently, but anyway:

Conservative club on the left, UKIP office/shopfront in the middle, vacant shop on the right, with ‘BNP’ spraypainted on the window. 😆

Steve Powers

Always wanted to do WARNING: pensioners fisting

Performance Graffiti

In the dent in the wall where George Michael crashed his car someone wrote “wham!”

“The Lord Mayor is a c**t”
Painted in 5 foot high white gloss letters in the small hours on the driveway at school.All dried by the morning when he came to visit with all the town worthies,educational establishment and local media in tow.
Puerile I know but they were schoolboys-resulted in expulsions all round.They still had paint on their hands and shoes.

Spotted in Lagos; not graffiti but good anyway:

In a college toilet with some cunning editing by someone other than the original graffitier:

I wish I was shitting on out an Emo..

and these..

Never did find out who Egor was….

Roger the dyslexic..?

On a farm near a mates house in Co. Tipperary, a farmer had stacked those big circular bales of silage and painted on the ends of them in huge white letters:

“CROWS ARE BASTARDS”

something as simple as this is so joyful and happy

great stuff here http://www.streetartutopia.com/

Liking this thread 🙂

Both in Nelson Street, Bristol, as part of an official council art project.

On a urinal wall-

“Why look up here? The jokes in your hand…”

friends have done a few bits of decorating

Agents of Change

Not really graffiti but there’s a headstone in a local cemetery that finishes with…
“I told you I was ill…”

Car stickers “100% BITCH” always wanted to change the ” i ” for a ” u “.
And see how long they drive round like that 🙂

WOZNIAK SUCKS AKERS

painted in 5 foot high letters on the school roof when i was teen.

Mr Wozniak was the head of 5th form. Mr Akers was the headmaster. They were both ****s

A friend works for Hysterical Scotland and tells the tale of the grounds at one of their properties being tended by inmates from the local penal institution. Come spring and the bulbs planted in the grass flowered to read F*** Off in rather large letters visible from the upper floors.

Going back a few years, but in huge letters on a wall in Montreal, which insisted (might still do) that all signs were in French only…

“F*** You (in French)”

Gents toilets, Assembly, Edinburgh:

Generally speaking, I’m not too keen on graffiti.

However, twice recently I have driven past pubs advertising ‘Psychic Night’. The urge to add “I didn’t see that coming” was quite strong.

This is spectacular and so skilful, I love these street illusions.

I’m not sure if its still there but on a beautiful white beach on North Uist I saw a huge stainless steel tank – I was told it was for shipping beer – that had came off a ship in a storm and washed up there. It looked like a section of an Apollo moon rocket had crashed there. Written on one side of it was “Kat smells nice”, I’ve always thought that was quite sweet. Make awkward advances to women, not war.

On leith walk in Edinburgh, always made me smile.

Takisawa, that epitaph is what Spike Milligan, immortal Goon that he was, had put on his headstone. You may be referring to His Spikeness, or someone may have copied it.

another version

CaptainFlashheart – Member
On a condom machine in a pub

‘Buy me, and stop one’….

There used to be a billboard ad for the Daily Mail when the paper was trying to target women that ran something like: “Gym every week, party every night, Daily Mail every day” and the commonest graffiti was to add: “Tampax every month.”

Pass this on the way to work. Nothing that special about it really but it’s in a delicate area of Belfast and the fact that some onion hasn’t painted over it with sectarian sh*t makes me smile.

Many years ago on Sheffield station a sign proudly proclaimed “25 new Inter-City 125 trains leave for London EVERY DAY” to which some wag had appended “but only 7 get back”