In the round the underpinning values that provide an overarching framework for blue skies thinking often bear out low hanging fruit within a series of silos, but do not set hares running .................
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Give me your best management speak ........
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lets touch base
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That's real outside the box thinking, lets cascade this down through our teams and see what gets run up the flag pole at the next overview committee board appraisal. Ciao.
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"let's discuss it offline"
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I was sat in a meeting and used the phrase "It's like the blurring of lines when pornography becomes gynaecology".
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They are pushing back but I don't want to die in a ditch over it
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My boss's favourite is "in reality." Not horrific in and of itself, except he uses it at least once every two sentences. And I'm not exaggerating.
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lets land this bird
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Anyone else play bullsh** bingo in meetings?
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I hate the term "service user"
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Bingo - yes. Colleague of mine shouted "house" once.
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IT "solutions"
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Apologies in advance to the sensitive for this but,
At a previous company a few years ago, in a meeting with the senior techs (hence me being there) and the directorial board, a recently employed sales manager came out with the politically correct "well, just to chuck a nigger on the woodpile" ... in front of a wholly Asian board of directors.
Needless to say, his career was high profile but brief.
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I am appreciative of the holistic participation being displayed by the top down call to action within the demographic customer centric content management of the stw massive ----- HOUSE
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jeeebus....
Well I have some comments, but I think we need to keep our tinder dry on this one.
I'm just progressing that right now.
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We don't need to re-invent the wheel, just repaint it.
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We don't need to re-invent the wheel, just repaint it.
I think you need to consider the event horizon that the wheel is rolling towards. A helicopter view on that will allow us to progress this one.
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anyone using the expression "back story" should be given a Chinese burn
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We just had a paradigm shift requiring our palimpsest to be scrubbed clean with a new tabula rasa, which involved a schism in the burolandschaft.
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I think I instigated the paradigm shift when I threw in the thought grenade.
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If we keep reinventing the wheel we're going to need a wheel warehouse.
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never get your giggling pin stuck in the laughing shaft ......... nasty
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The reverse poché is quite engaging, no?
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I think this esquisse has just left the cobbled road for smooth macadam.
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Action that.
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make it so .........
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Stakeholders seems to be a favourite at the moment
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'They're pushing back' gets used loads where I work, It always makes me smile.
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what's the blue sky outcome?
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Once I had a goal to do something with a technology insertion funnel
'synergy' is a devious one. As in 'we will make synergies between team x and y'. It means half of team x and y are getting fired.
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i was told our organisation was 'bottom heavy'.
anyone who says 'vis a vis'
'action that' can also be 'actioning'
there's a lot of 'liaising' going on too.Posted 1 year ago # -
Used intentionally - telling someone they need to "take a bite from the pasty of understanding".
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Having a physics/chemistry background, "quantum leap" is one that annoys the hell out of me.
Eevry time I hear it I feel like telling them they don't understand the meaning of the word "quantum".Posted 1 year ago # -
Can we have translations for the above, please?
I might be able to use some with my students....
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Best day ever with my ex boss.
If you don't sort out my **** up I'm in the shite, what are you going to do?
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