Working 100 feet from the local refuse disposal amenity site,took 2 old doors there,jobsworth trained by the KGB in advanced interogation techniques,
Jobsworth (jw). what have you there,
Me. 2 soors not trying to sound to obvious,
JW, do you have a authoristion number to off load them here,
Me, no, where and what do i need to do to get one,
JW, you need to ring the council and tell them what you are bringing,how big and the time you expct to arrive,they will then ring me to ask if i have enough space to take your waste, and if so they will issue you a authorisation number,you come back and see me, and i then ring up the office to check your details and ensure the waste and authorisation number match (as sometimes people tell me lies and give a false number)and if i have space i will allow you to dump your waste.
Me ,so ring the council more questions, then i say its a van and they say sorry no vans allowed on council sites as you may well be charging the customer for removing the waste,and making a profit,and thats ilegal.
So back to the customers house,and she gets her husband to help her carry the doors to the tip, 100 feet, and the jobsworth says, sorry we dont allow people to walk into here with waste, as you may be run over,you must arrive by a vehicle.
Her responce was unprintable.