Spill the beans.

I have been very close, but I suppose it's just a matter of time.

Not dodgy as such, meant to send a message to my mate about a lass i was trying to get fired into 'shes been a real dick mate, how she cant make her mind up if she wats to drive in or be picked up i dont know'

Went down a treat 😆

Got the reply 'loser'

Never spoke much after that oddly 😕

rich-6 – I can't even understand what that was meant to say. It's like one of those robot generated web pages that says things that at first appear to make sense, using random words and phrases to grab search engine results, but really make no sense at all.

i sent a text to my g/f late one night saying "can't wait to see you tomorrow"
but it went to my boss as he was next to her in my phone contacts

got some real stick for ages after

Only just narrowly avoided send a text to my sister-in-law-to-be that was intended for my GF, it was just a day or two before her wedding. That would have been awkward.

Colleague of mine replied over an email group to another colleague with "see you later, f*ck you later" which was a subtle a way as any of letting us all know they we're now an item.

Received a few, never sent any. The classic was a "You're a fantastic kisser…" from someone I didn't even know. A mate had given her my number instead of his own.

I left my phone in a jacket pocket once during an early morning sunday commute and something must have been pressing against it resulting in a guy called Ally getting text after text after text that all said 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' about sixty texts or so until I ran out of credit.

behold! comedy gold

I once mailed J telling him I had a slighty upset tummy ( not worded quite like that) by replying to one of his emails. Unfortunately I 'replied to all' which included his former manager. :-S Luckily he's a nice bloke who we've been out & got drunk with a couple of times, so he knew me well enough to reply and take the piss out of me. I was SO embarrased but I guess it could've been worse…

Only the classic, talking about a broad and sending it to her instead of a mate… It was quite embarrasing really.

Yes. About 10 years ago I started seeing a girl and she had a pal that my mate liked. He text me one afternoon at work asking what his chances where. My reply was

"They want us to come over on Saturday night and f*ck the arse off the pair of them"

Now mobile technology was a bit crap then and the phone I had didn't let you sent texts to phonebook contacts, you had to type in the number. For some unknown reason I entered the number of the girl I was seeing rather than than my mate.

As soon as I sent it I realised and I let out a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Not me this time, but a guy in work came in one day and spied one of the bits of office talent wasn't wearing a bra so upon arriving at his desk he typed an email to another colleague which read

"I see Miss Black isn't wearing a bra today"

Except he mistakenly sent it to the girl in question instead of the intended recipient. 😆

A uni mate was considering splitting up with his gf, and he wrote a massive heartfell text to his best friend back home about how 'there's no spark there' and she was 'sexually dull, and i feel like i have to do all the work', then sent it to her by mistake. Better still he told us expecting sympathy after the event…

Done it so many times now that it doesn't even bother me anymore.The wife's sister is used to gettting hard core porn off me these days……

Also mailed a mate slagging off another bloke that we both knew & then some how managed to link said slagged off bloke into the email.Needless to say he wasn't too impressed & we don't speak these days.Mind I did really go to town on him,lol…..

I've been massaging my ego recently by acting the role of an anti bully ambassador for Ed Balls and his mates. It was all going so well until a bitch rang up Chris Moyles when we was chillin' and said my music was crap and I'm just a muppet with a silly hat and everybody heard it like and was laughing at me. I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident

many… I have a bad habit of texting mates to say I've broken up with a GF, only to text Said (ex)GF. Best response was "I think I know, I was there."

I was also once having flirty text banter with a nice nurse I knew, whilst simultaneously exchanging the most depraved and disgusting jokes with a doctor friend. Of course it got mixed up, he said he'd love a drink after work but i didn't need to rub his tired feet, she said that I wasn't funny and I wasn't the kind of guy she thought I was.

Epic fail!

Mind you, once sat in the pub with my new girlfriend and my house mate when my mate sent me a text saying "do you think we should tell him?" Of course I asked tell who what? queue awkward silence!

Mate who i ride with was called Ben and my GF at the time was called Beth…lets just say he got bored of random texts when i was drunk or trying to send while wearing gloves.

He's a good mate but got sick of the "love you" on the end of his texts 😳

Few years back, sat at work next to someone explaining to her how to do some stuff on t'puter. We all have standard issue work phones. Mine beeps. I pick it up off the desk – ooh text from a number I don't recognise. It says: "It's Friday morning. 11AM. It's at this time of the day I like to think about how I'd like to be F@*%$ing your brains out. See you later hun, can't wait xxx".

Hmmmm….. Cool. It must be a wrong number, so I show it to my mate, who calls over a load more mates. It's a big open plan office, The phone is passed around about 70 people, all laughing their heads off. Then my phone rings, and ermmmm, it's in my pocket. Ooops. Oh deary me. The lady I'm sat next to calmly picks up her phone and carries on like nothing's happened.

Respect.

hahahaha – i actually laughed out loud at snowslave's one!

Once set a really smooshy drunk text meant for my girlfriend of the time, two of my mates were in the living room…one of them got it. Apparently he declared "I don't need this shit" and launched his phone across the room.

I also accidentally (it was meant for someone else) emailed a project manager and a work mate a link to some flavoured tequila and "Let's get nekkid". Instantly released and thought I was gonna be in some trouble… pretty soon heard laughter from behind me, luckily they both found it amusing.

How about an actual phone call? Officer G, who's been in the prison service for yonks is working down the segregation unit & the phone goes, so he picks it up & says 'seg, Alan speaking' other voice says 'hi alan It's A.R. here' (who at the time was number 1 governor) before she can say owt else Alan says, '**** off pi**ing about Tracey, whaddya want?' To which the other person says 'Alan it's not Tracey it's A.R.' & Alan's having none of it, 'listen Trace, get off your big fat ar$e & get some f***ing work done,' The phone goes dead & 5 minutes later the no. 1 governer walks into the seg with a 'please explain' for Al. Hilarious for everyone but him!

I think you had to be there.

Not a text, but left the mobile on connected to soon-to-be-ex BF while discussing [sexual content] with soon-to-be-current BF. Hmmmm, talk your way out of that one!

I got a very lurid text that was meant for someone else a while back. I texted back to explain it was a wrong number, and was flatly contradicted, so I ignored the next 20 messages pleading for sex. The last one claimed that the other person was coming round in person immediately. Presumably he turned up at the home of whoever he thought he was texting and accused her of ignoring 20 messages, which must have been interesting. Had to admire the persistence…. 🙂

A few years ago in work, we had this old instant messaging system, where you could send an instant message that would pop up on the recipients screen. It was supposed to be for the IT bods, but me and a mate "found it". You selected the recipient by their staff number. Anyway after some tame messages to my mate at the other end of the office, I typed "your mother sucks c***s in hell". Only sent it to the HR Manager by mistake! My staff number along with the message popped up on her screen! Oh it was my lucky day as the big boss was off and my line manager gave me a lesser telling off whilst laughing her tits off.

In my last job, I had a brief email flirt with a young lady and used to exchange emails on a ahem, regular basis.
I once sent "I thought you liked it rough"
…to my (female) boss.
Oops.
She said nothing luckily as I think there was a conversation going on in the office, that it almost was relevant to. But christ, I had a hot face for half an hour!

Recently sent a few "off colour" text jokes to a work colleagues new phone number – received a text from an unknown person who had received them and discovered I was one digit out on my phone number for my mate. Sent one text back profusely apologising and assuring the unintended recipient I would not contact them ever again. Embarrassing. 😳