I was out walking with the dog the other day and I went around a corner to see a retriever laying some cable in the middle of the path. Slap bang in the middle! It’s owner was about 10 metres past it looking at the sky, her shoes, the trees, basically anywhere but her dog. I said
‘Your dog just did a shit in the path’
To which she replied…
‘No he didn’t’
WTF, I just watched him! anyway, at this point the dog has finished doing it’s business and has started to try and play with my dog. She is obviously a little bit embarassed so she makes to drag her dog away, whacks the lead on him and starts to drag him up the path when she unceremoniously manages to slip on her own dogs non existent shit. she nearly hits the deck but manages to get it all the way up the side of her shoe.
At this point I am cracking up, having just witnessed the single most impressive instance of instant Karma of my whole life so she scowls at me. I say
‘You just slipped up in your own dogs shit’
she looked me right in the eye and growled
‘No I didn’t’
Best thing to happen so far this year.