Spotted outside my flat

http://www.flickr.com/photos/57219258@N02/with/6494331305/

poor spelling.

by looking at the hand writing and because different pens have been used that that was a team effort.

still a good one, mind.

we did something similar to a friends car using whiteboard markers when at college.

Has anyone tried the mobile number yet?

“the owner of this vespa is an awful person”

Wow they must have been real mad.

I just text “Nice Vespa” to that number. Still waiting for a reply…

What did Crikey do?

Fortunately I’ve never come across a woman like that.

Poor aim?

What makes you think it must be a woman 😆

He rode a Vespa.

don simon – Member

Fortunately I’ve never come across a woman like that.

Don, you have not been trying hard enough!

Matt from “Solehill” forgot rule 1: never stick your dick in crazy.

Matt from “Solehill” forgot rule 1: never leave your Vespa on the street after sticking your dick in crazy.

FTFY.

LOLZ!

Anyways… Spotted outside *your* flat, jhw? Pics of the neighbour, or it didn’t happen.

This is the thing – there was a hot blonde smoking in the doorway but I’m unclear as to whether she was Neighbour or Victim – she was smoking and looked over unimpressed when my ex (who I was meeting for a coffee) said “is that the girl?”. I reckon she was blatantly Neighbour – Victim must have trashed the scooter while he was upstairs banging her

Oh God it’s like a sign from God – I’m currently getting embroiled with my own bunny boiler (some of you will know as LHG) – HERE ENDETH THE LESSON

Am I right in thinking that ‘asky man’ had to join you in your car for ‘that’ climbing trip because he only had a scooter?

I’m quite impressed with Matt. He rides a scooter on L-plates and manages to persuade more than one woman to shag him.

Matt from “Solehill” forgot rule 1: never stick your dick in crazy.

But I don’t want to turn gay just to get sex.

Glad I’ve never pissed off an ex to that extent. Broke the hearts of a couple, but ultimately stayed friends.
Thankfully, looking at that!

Had a drink poured on me by one, once

He’d better change that back tyre before he reports it.

I’ve never come across a woman like that.

i believe the phrase is giving her a pearl necklace 😀

Thanks Tazzymtb, you’ve just spoilt one of my favourite zz top songs.
I had no idea!

“every holes a goal”..
Proper lolz..

avdave2 – Member
“the owner of this vespa is an awful person”

Wow they must have been real mad.

“I really am disappointed in your actions and think that you ought to consider the impact that they’ve had on other people”.

jhw – Member
Had a drink poured on me by one, once

+1 and then I got thrown out of the pub. 😕

I upset a crazy girlfriend so much she stabbed me, 😯

I upset a crazy girlfriend so much she stabbed me

that is a bit boring ! 🙂

I had a girl drop a glass off a balcony (just missed me).

Another who got a new, bigger boyfriend and got him to shove me in a club then pull a knife on me. TBH he didn’t need a knife he could easily have beaten me up without it.

Did it stop me? No

plop_pants – Member
Thanks Tazzymtb, you’ve just spoilt one of my favourite zz top songs.
I had no idea!

Really? You need an education about the songs of ZZ Top and other matters, my friend. May i suggest a copy of Roger’s Profanisaurus for a start

As with iDave, easy to get off without a mark. I got similar from an old farmer in the Lakes. Though not for the same reasons.

“Neighbor f***er” That would be great on a T-shirt.

When I was doing a proper job for a living we had a nearly new Toyota supra come in and every panel had holes in it. The mans wife had set to with an axe. It looked like it had been in a shoot out in Beirut .
Never got the full story though.

I think it looks quite good, like a special edition…The Vespa C**T – “When one hole is never enough”

How do you know it was a woman?

How do you know it was a woman?

No spelling mistakes?

“I nursed you” on the front mudguard…

As with iDave, easy to get off without a mark. I got similar from an old farmer in the Lakes. Though not for the same reasons.

Bad sex ?
Sheep interfering ?
Combination of the two ?