Corpulent Collective 2018

I say, what? Isn’t it incredible how much Winter insulation one can lay-down in just a few short days of gluttony??

Fear not! The solution to your tubbiness awaits… A brand spanking new edition of STW (Shed That Weight) Fat Club will be launched on Friday the 5th of January. Anyone who wants in just needs to email me and I’ll send them the necessary around the 2nd Jan.

I suggest you heartily enjoy your time between now and then before food & booze is removed from the menu and replaced with konjac, vitamin tablets and alkalised water.

Mail sent- almost undone all of the effort of this year’s Fat Club.

Not over Christmas, just a crap few months after September.

Neil

Have also mailed. I was doing great til Sept when i got a virus. I felt awful for about 12+ weeks. Mow Christmas has meant i am super fat. Im inspired by project 5 w/kg..so im going for 3.5 w/kg. I have a lot of weight to lose, so im quite excited

Forgot to say: when you email please provide your STW username.

Ta.

In!

Count me in. I had to go buy two pairs of trews last week to see me through Christmas as I couldn’t fasten the waist on most of mine.

Back off, OP.

Let us wallow unmolested in our our well upholstered fatitude.*
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*See you on the 5th.

I’m in. Again. 🙁

Let us wallow unmolested in our our well upholstered fatitude

Awwww 😥 😥

Since I was banned from my local speakeasy for groping the cigarette girls, harassing the turgid online is all I have to entertain myself of an evening.

I’ll be in again after my triumphant year 😉 I’ve banged on about half a stone so far this week lol

I’ll be in. Caning it on fruit cake and stilton currently (together, delicious) and then will have a week on water and dust so my Jan 5th number isn’t too bad.

Aiming to get the next 1/2 st off to get a magic 12 in the stones column of my weight table.

Email sent Rob!

Yep

Signed up Rob, sorry about the 2 e-mails as didn’t see the singletrack username thingy,

Can someone give me a brief overview of what I’d be getting myself into?

Email sent.

Like FB-ATB, a couple of stressy months has seen the spare tyre back with a vengeance!

Email sent.

A combination of redundancy induced depression and location change undid all of 2016’s hard work.

My current options are lose weight/get fit or an ebike…

Can someone give me a brief overview of what I’d be getting myself into?

Mainly chubby blokes sharing pics of themselves in speedos.

Mainly chubby blokes sharing pics of themselves in speedos.

Works for me. Will send email in the morning…

Apparently using correct BBcode for bulletpoints a) doesn’t work despite showing correctly in preview, and b) breaks the forum.

So here is a pic of what you could have won….

I’m in. I’ve gone mad with the mince pies……

I’m in. Email sent

Off to eat a lard pastie

In. Actually had a light Christmas but plenty to shed over the next year!

How does this work?

Well, as an old hand of Chub Club last year, you get gentle reminders to weigh yourself. You get a shared excel or google doc and you can quietly have a small focus to get in fighting weight territory. All good harmless motivation. Cheers OP- I’m in -again.

In. I now have two mates who’ve had stents fitted. I don’t want to end up like them. Besides my shock could do with a break.

I’m in.

Email sent, I’m in

Emailed. I could definitely do with shedding some of my portly but authoritative exterior.

Emailed
Have no excuses, but have put on 1.5 stone this year. So the goal is to lose it.

Cheers.

E-mailed

Had to buy a new suit for a business trip in November, the previous one fitted in August!

Cheers
Matt

I’m in (again). Still got more work to do 🙂

Me too.

I’m in.
( sat on the sofa eating sausage sarnie watching Dora the explorer…)

I’m in, email sent, still got a lot of cheese to eat before the weigh in 😕

How did I miss this!!

I’m in again Rob…..email sent!

I have emailed and I am I need.

Have to set myself some goals in 2018 to ride more and shed the wobbly belly.

if I already started losing weight can I still sign up ?

E mail sent anyway

4 stone lost in last 4 months, but loads more to lose ……

I’m in too. Fattest I’ve ever been right now. Grr.