Come up with a genius name for my business!?!

Hey peoples,

I’ve always been highly amused by the genius like ability of the people on here to help people come up with names of businesses when members ask for ideas…. So, now it’s my turn!

Ideas for the name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company, catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east. Go!

(Extra points for amusing/witty puns)

Cheers,

Steve

name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company

FANCY DRESS, mask hire.

The Mickey Rourke Institute

Why Aye Facials.

Wy eye

Edit, bugger, too late!

Orange Surprise!

botox and facial rejuvenation company, catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east. Go!

Well, based on your forum name…

Death Masks

Ideas for the name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company, catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east.

Oxymorons
Pump up the jam
Bo(tox) selected

Crinkly face away.
Biddy be gone.
Mutton dressed as lamb.
Deceptive granny.
Rip van wrinkle.
Dorian gray face reconstruction company

I don’t think I’m cut out for marketing…

High fives CFH!

Great minds, Matt, great minds! 🙂

You’re brave entering that market?

Otherwise, good luck and suggestions:

Fill my Face
Mush massage
Cow Collagen Chop Changers

Dr Death’s Face Booking Service – book your face in now.

Face of Bo[tox]?

Shoot up your face for the Moon?

Singlescar,

Geordie Scar,

Have i got a new face for you,

Scarface,

Chin up!

expressionlass

Friar Tucks

Orange for pay

uplift

flogging a dead horse – or just Dedos for short

incontinentia botox

Smile! (oh, sorry, you can’t)

Bigg market milf machine

‘sababys

Help the Haggard

Bairn Faced Lies.
RM.

The trouble is when someone Googles your new company this thread will come up first.

You might want to change your user name.

Geordie grills

Talk to the Hand [cos the face it doesn’t move that much anymore].

Keep a straight face with Dr Death

Croesus

FacePump

Detox Botox

Botox Go!

North East facial.

Look Young!

Forever Young!

North East facial treatment.

Expressions

Wor Lass Looks Mint

What is the worst that could happen?
With a NE flavour:
Glaky Gimmer
Lang Nebbed Lass
Parnickety

Permanent Surprise

mutton dressed as embryo (if taking decades off!)

Don’t know about names, but “turn a new cheek to aging” should be your slogan.

as a name, id go with botoxiter, or dr deaths botularium.

catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east.

Small marketplace. Gateshead resident speaking. 😉

Why the long face?

‘Ave some of this petal

Stiff upper lipz

Geordie facials

Skins ‘n needles

St James’ smirk

Go (s) forth and numbify??

Turd Polisher
Gone South
Smooth Operator

turn a new cheek to aging

There we go.

“Cheeking Dr Death”

Nice, thanks. Some of these have had me in stitches.

To those doubting the market…. You’d be surprised. 😉

Lip Sink
Defie and deface
CortiZone
Knot the face!
ParalEyes
Grout the trout
Buttocks to botox
Arse around face