Had Paul Gascoigne on the phone yesterday and about 15 years ago was at the same party as Cola Boy

Brant, buying some shoes, in Hebden Bridge today.

I ran into Max Clifford in a coffee shop in Weybridge this morning.

I was sat outside relaxing and some guy in a Bentley parks up in front of the cafe Reg V8 MCA. Crap at parking, as no cars in front or behind and he has to get his wife/partner to get to ensure he doesn’t kerb his alloys.

Then he steps out, I had to do a double take at first, as he seemed so much smaller both in height and stature than when I have seen him on TV.

I thought for moment he recognised me( :lol:) as he seemed to be staring right at me – but then I realised he was just wondering why I was staring at him no doubt looking a bit puzzled.

Just seen the french Prime Minister, Francois Fillon!

Eeerrrr, proper rare thing to see famous people down ere int the SW cuntreeside, one a year maybe, still waiting to meet Jonny Depp out on the tox though.

Didn’t even see famous people in Bournemouth on thursday/friday, i don’t think famous people exist..

Saw fatblokeattheback when I was buying shoes in Hebden the other day. He was so good looking and threw me so much, I bought the wrong size and had to go back today to change them.