I went out in the car this morning and the snow got very deep and I ended up helping people move cars etc as quite a few people were stuck.
I noticed an ipod touch sticking out of some lovely crisp snow about a foot deep so I picked it up and asked everyone if they had lost one and nobody had.
I brought it home and got it started to work out who the owner could be. My investigations led to the following in order (at which point to do you go ewww):
1. some anatomical close up photo's
2. got email started and they get a daily bible message whatever that is but it sums up the religous people I know
3. Facebook messages from a lot of people many of whom I know
4. I logged on to the internet and it went straight in to Facebook (I do not know how to use ios and ended up in history whilst looking for a name
5. Found many visits to swinging sites
6. Found many more visits to animal porn sites including dogs and zooological porn
7. email address for owner
So what would you do?