Singletrack Salvation – Intimate Cycling Chamois Cream

(1 customer review)

£17.99

Singletrack Salvation intimate cycling chamois cream. It saves our souls.

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Sold By: Singletrack Magazine

Description

Do you ever get a sore bottom whilst cycling? Start using Singletrack Salvation intimate cycling chamois cream today. Simply apply a small amount (approx. 1 smidge or 2ml) onto your cycling shorts, or directly onto your intimate saddle regions for a smoother ride.

Made entirely from vegetables and no nasty petrochemicals, this chamois cream prevents friction, and firmly tells infection to take a hike.

It’s not only an arse cream, it also works on balls and lady parts too. What’s more Singletrack Salvation can also be used for:

  • After-sun
  • Insect Bites
  • Lip balm, but don’t double dip!
  • Pad / armour rub.
  • Jogger’s nipple.
  • Nordic Grind.

Do you know that having a wonderfully scented chamois adds sparkle to your personality… making you more charming and attractive?

To get your downstairs working for you, ask for Singletrack Salvation premium chamois cream today.

*** IT SAVES OUR SOULS ***

Technical specification:

  • 100g approx. contents.
  • Do not eat, do not use internally, not for infant use, contain nuts, do not use for evil.
  • Supplied in a brushed aluminium recyclable jar.
  • Vegan, made entirely from vegetable based ingredient including; thyme, clove and tea tree.
  • WARNING: Contains Nuts

Additional information

Weight 0.15 kg
Dimensions 16 × 16 × 16 cm

1 review for Singletrack Salvation – Intimate Cycling Chamois Cream

  1. Poopscoop (verified owner)

    Bought this recently. Very good so far, really nice fresh smell and very “waxy”, a little goes a long way. Recommended.

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