Here we have not only bundled two awesome products together, but also you save a few quid too.
Winter is coming to get you. Have you always wanted a St Bernard dog but could not be arsed with being a dog owner? Now you can enjoy the prime benefit of a St Bernard without picking up poo. Simply load up the Singletrack hipflask with brandy and onto your bike with the Hip Flask Cage…. and sitting out a storm inside a dead horse will be an absolute pleasure.
Kieft Racing is born out of vintage motorsport, however owner James is also a keen pubpacker, a bit like bikepacking but he likes to retire mid-jaunt to carbo load on traditional sports drinks such as Gin and Tonic. And rum. And whisky 🙂
Keift Racing has conducted countless hours of research regarding sports drinks in relation to the engineering principles of strength to weight ratios. James’s conclusions were very conclusive, and would no doubt be supported by experts: Per gram, Whisky is indeed stronger than water.
This impeccably cool accessory even comes with an “expedition contingency plan”. You see, should your adventure go frightfully wrong, and you run out of Gin, and you are forced to slum it on the local bottled cider, there is a neat integral bottle opener to save not only the day, but also your reputation.
Made in Dorset, England, and designed to carry the commonly found 6oz hip flask like this desperate one!
x2 mounting bolts are included. You’re most welcome!
This is the Singletrack Desperation Hip Flask…It tells a different tale to our other hip flask which runs loose and free painting the classic scene of standing on a summit, great friends, frosty breath clashing with chilled air… and all that guff. You see we secretly know that while this does happen, and it is indeed lovely, the reality is that the folk who pack the flasks are really…
Etched with “Drunks | Saddle Tramps | Stoners | Big Hitters | Bike Benders”
And for you lot, you lovable bunch of rogues, skidding around the perimeters of what is OK at a bike event, keeping things rad, getting glared at by the man in Ron Hill Tracksters, but winning the admiration of his dog… we salute you with this hip flask: Cheers, Skol, Sante, Salute, Prost… and bottoms up my friends.
This is the standard 6oz size, comes with a funnel to prevent wastage… and a neat presentation box.
The Desperation hip Flask is supplied empty for your convenience 🙂
- Stainless Steel Hip Flask 6oz capacity
- Funnel for easy no spill fill! 🙂
- Laser etched Singletrack design
- Delivered in classic black presentation box
- Automatic discounts for free and Premier members