Fresh Goods Friday 690 - The what's that smell in my garage edition

Hello, welcome to Fresh Goods Friday 690. 690

6910. Maybe they say it like that in America. It'll be some kind of cannabis reference somewhere. I don't know, I'll never understand any of those

My garage smells of cannabis at the moment and I don't know why

Do you have any teenagers? No. No? Do you leave it unlocked

No, but it's quite holy. Okay. So I don't know whether someone's been..

Is it attached to somebody else? No. So I have a friend..

It might be something else, I don't know. I have a friend who has a Land Rover, like an old Land Rover, and they would give us a lift up and down their farm track in it

And every time we got in it, it stank of weed. And we were all like being mums in the back of a Land Rover, not saying anything and thinking

Oh, I wonder what this is all about. Maybe they're a drug dealer or something

And it turns out that their neighbour's teenager was climbing into the unlocked Land Rover to smoke their weed

For shelter. Right. But all of us were just like, what are they up to in that Land Rover

And none of us said anything. Anyway, there's Fresh Because Friday. What's it a bit like? There must be another, I don't know, herbs

Well, wetsuits sometimes smell a bit like weed. Well, there's a lot of wet garments in the show, so it might just be some of those. Yeah. Okay

Anyhow, new stuff. Yeah. Fresh. Fresh stuff. Lit Friday or something. Good produce

You can see that already. Oh, yeah. That's the Scott Addict Gravel 10 or Gravel Addict 10. Can't remember

See, it's a whole theme. Addict. Yeah, exactly. See? Yeah. Totally unplanned

Amanda's ruined it already. So it's got a splatter pattern. Black is real paint. Yeah

I'm not sure how I feel about this. You know they banned dimple skin suits, didn't they

Or whatever, they banned all the time. And the grey-brown stuff is real dirt

And then it has a splatter paint finish. Yeah, it's quite good, I shan't that

I'm not sure about that. I think it might bother me because you'd be a constant. Do you give up

Does it give you like a, oh, I don't care because it always looks splattered? Or do you get all like, can't tell which is the splatter and which is the mud

I don't know. Anyway, that reminds me, in the question book, before we get on to that

Oh yeah. Matt, out and about, he asks, what colour is the fastest bike? White

Expound upon this theory. It's got less photons in it. Is that right

Well, because it reflects. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Absorbs, doesn't it? Light is solid. Okay

Kind of, but not. So you think white will reflect the photons and therefore

The fastest bike is pink. It's been proven. Hang on, which is it

Does pink absorb photons? Scientifically, if you just rolled them down a hill

actually the black one would be fastest, wouldn't it? Because that'd be heavier

Oh, okay. Up, down, left, right. So hang on, do we want a lighter bike or a heavier bike

That's the perennial question. Photons have no mass. Photons have no mass, says our scientific advisor off camera. Yeah

What's the fastest, I don't know. What's the fastest bike you've had, what colour was it

None of them go fast when I'm on them. But you want to be fastest

Well, I never get to choose the colour either, and I'm not very good at choosing colour

I would find that really difficult if I had to buy a bike and choose a colour

Yeah, that would be a decision that I'd have to make on top of like what size. Chartreuse

What colour is Chartreuse? Limey, yellowy green. Is it? Yep. I totally thought it was a sort of red

No, Chartreuse is a drink, isn't it? Isn't it like a liquor? Okay

I don't know what's in it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Chartreuse, Chartreuse

Do we have a colour advisor off camera? What colour is Chartreuse

It's like greeny and limey, a bit of yellow. That's sounding like the vomit after you've had a drink. Yeah

That you shouldn't have drunk. It's not a nice drink. Is it apple-y, maybe? Anyway

Oh, right, okay. The colour advisor is holding it up, and it is like..

Exactly what I said. Yeah. The colour of vomit after you've had a drink of something that you shouldn't have drunk

Look, bikes like that are usually quite fast. Okay. There you go

Any other questions? Science. No, we'll move on to some other questions in a bit. Let's move on to something that's probably going to be pink

That would be my guess. Unboxing. Because it's muck off. Go on, you've ordered this

I have, yeah. Is it pink? Some of it probably will be pink

Let's see. Drum roll. Oh, that's pink. A drive train tool. E-drive train tool, is it

Is that what they call it? E-bike drive train tool. Somebody asked us last week, actually, didn't they, about how to look after your bike

Okay, yeah. This is one of those things that you don't need

I'm hiding it, sorry. All those unboxing fetishes can't see me. Well, on e-bikes, because they've got a decoupled system, if you backpedal like you normally do

the chain's not moving, you go, oh, arse. So, not all motors, but some have a separate kind of spider with a four or five mil allen key

Usually you stick an allen key bolt, an allen key in it, and you can backpedal

because as it comes around, it catches and then does it. But the problem with that is your pedal always fouls it, and your pedal gets caught, and it's like

So, it is a problem in as much as it's a very small problem, but it's, here's a solution for little problems like that

I don't have these complicated problems with an allen key. I just, that's fine

That works for me. How do you oil an e-bike chain? Yeah, I use an allen key

Do you not find it gets in the way? And, it leaves a big mark. Doesn't leave a big mark

It marks your crank arm as well. Well, I have had no such problems

But, okay. Closer then. For this minor, this problem does exist. Like, you do need to use something to oil your e-bike chain

And I suppose, okay, there is now a thing in this world that's specifically designed to do that

It comes with the different bits and different ways of attaching chain rings to e-bike. Yeah

Very cool. Okay. What's this? Absolutely no idea. Well, it's like a thing to put that on, isn't it

You can hang it up handy. So, you can have it on your key chain. Again

Spin to win. I mean, it's metal, not plastic. But, things the world possibly didn't really need, but now has

Number 690, since we're on fresh. 690. I've never actually seen one in the real world

It's quite tactile. Well, that's fine. That's rubber as well. So, that's where your crank arm would put it against

I mean, it's quite a nice thing. But, I think I'd like it if it was to, like, double up as a tubeless plug thing

Well, open that. No, I think that should live next to your oils, always in the same place, all the time

Which is where it's going to go later on. Okay. Keep your oils in your pocket

Take it home. Okay. We'll have to move some boxes. We're being un-pro. Un-pro. Boom

Let me package that back up. Give us that. Right. Give us that

Well, they still muck off, innit? Yeah. Gloves. Weird. I've got loads of stuff that they muck off these days

They require a lot of apparel. Mm. Jersey things. These are, I'm not, occasionally, I'd like to not wear gloves as much as possible, but

I'm wearing them at the moment. And usually when there's lots of brambles and whippy things and nettles and overgrowth

around, the amount of gloves you can get that have a little bit of protection on the knuckles

is very minimal. Mm. So that's what that is there. Can I, like, oh, wait, we could do a fist bump

Like, really aggressive fist bumps. That's D3O. Which, I have my suspicion whether it actually reacts as fast, or is it enough point to do it

So if you just treat it like thick rubber, and kind of do away with the, what's that

Non-Newtonian thing that we do. I don't know, we need a science advisor again. Anyway. Custard. Custard

That sort of thing. Science advisor. That's good for you, actually, whenever they are

Non-Newtonian is the term. Yeah. Anyway, that's what these are called. They're called Ride Gloves, and they're large. Okay

So that'll be all right, look. It does. Protect your little knuckles. Bit of pink on them, obviously

And then this, Silky Suspension Serum, reduces. That's what they call it, right? Yeah

Science advisor off camera needs to stop giggling. Reduces stiction, lubricates, seals, boosts performance, and basically puts off the stuff

that you should be doing anyway, doesn't it? Yes, yeah. If you're using this, you probably should do a lower leg service instead. Yeah

But I probably, no wonder I use this on forks, because I'm a good boy

I thought I might use it on a certain drop of post, sort of

Oh yeah, a bit sticky. And be less prone to being a problem. Well, but you're not going to have a drop of post that's a bit sticky, because we've

got a new drop of post for you here. Woo! OneUp drop of post

And some socks. Oh, they're Sock Guy socks. The best. We're on version three, is that what we're on now

Pretty sure we are. Okay. OneUp Components V3 drop of post, 31.6

You've got 31.6. It wasn't me who messed with this. 30.9 is the size we should get

Fits everything with the shim. Okay. Shall be having words. Ross. And it's a 210, which is all right, because not a lot of bikes fit the 240

So I will not be using this. Okay. Oh, look. Dagnabbit. Oh, I've got a lever cushion, a green lever cushion

Oh yes. To go on the V3 lever. Good. I might have that lever, because I've got sore left thumb from a very stiff thing

From a stiff drop of post. And look at that. What? Like this

I'm not sure it's got any mechanical advantage. You can look at that and fumble that for a minute while I get out some questions

Let's move on to the extra unplanned bit. What's this? That's a bracket. Green. Right. Socks

I used to be bothered about socks, but you can't see your socks anymore in the modern

trouser wearing age. So, there. You quite often see my socks. I can't get trousers long enough most of the time

Yeah, but they just look cool with them. They look like half-masked

Like Loris, my mate Loris. It's a fine line, isn't it? Looking cool and looking like you've grown out of your trousers

Or you look like someone from the specials. That would be cool

Or Mickey from Only Fools and Horses. Anyway, on to another clothing related thing

We've not shown the post yet. Oh, what? People will get aggrieved. Okay

But look, look. It's the wrong green. That's chartreuse. It is. It's seamless

Metallic chartreuse. We don't split this, and yet it all just comes together. Or like that. Did you always do that? 210

I know they do it on the collar. That's nice. You have to get a measuring tape out and figure out what you've got. Yeah. Right. Hole

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Right, okay. So, if you're an electronic music type person, you come on out to Todmorden for your partying

And if you like a bit of folk or a guitar, you go to Hebden Bridge. Okay. Mm-hmm

And that's about it. Right. But otherwise, I don't think one is scarier than the other to use local lingo

Where's it coming from? Mythemroid. Whoa. Okay. Outrageous. And that is it for the Yorkshire Travel Show. Yep. And..

I don't know. Someone else reads something, asks more questions. Yeah, because obviously you're getting all the answers. Yep

They were all answered incredibly well. 13 years on Waffle. That's Fresh With Friday. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye