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Are you a helicopter pilot?

I was a happy kid and loved been around people and socialising. Had depression since around the age of seventeen on and off. I honestly miss being me. The last time I felt truly happy and alive for any kind of prolonged period was in my mid twenties. I’m now forty two. Have the occasional good days and my kids and wife are my anchor and what keep me going.

Has it lost the dropper post routing?

First couple of series were great up until the main focus switched (avoiding spoilers). The Floki sections across the last two series are especially dire. I’ll stick with it though mainly for Katherine Winnick.

It’ll be like any other job. Majority of staff will be decent, a few will be super hard working, a handful of slackers and unfortunately a couple of blighters who will take anything they can.

Err…..no they don’t. An OKI, two Brothers and HP. All temperamental bastards. I’d send yours back molgrips it’s clearly defective.

Argh! Department meal today and I’m out. That’ll teach me to be cocky.

I’ve never watched it either or dam busters or 633 squadron. Clearly I’m a communist. I’d love for a Beafeater to throw me in the tower though. Who doesn’t want to be man handled by a man with a fancy hat and a ruff.

I’ve not read the book, but First Blood is one of the greatest films no-one has ever seen

Fist bump Cougar. It really is a brilliant film.

If you’re intent on freaking your son out OP there is only one option…….

Watership Down

I visited both named establishments yesterday

You monster

You need to dress like lady and assume a borderline racist persona. Unfortunately the beard will have to go. It worked for Robin Williams.

In all seriousness though just try and rise above it and be there for the kids as you have been all along. Easier said than done I know. Chin up Dr P

That, and when the guy gets splatted by the car after getting covered in acid.

Emile, get your arse in the van.

I used to know every line of dialogue from Robocop. Loved it as a kid and appreciate the dark humour now. The adverts are brilliant.

Planes trains and automobiles. Not overtly christmassy but feelgood for sure.

Great film, but only feel good if you stop it about fifteen minutes before the end. It’s fucking heartbreaking if not.

I’d vote for the original Clash of the Titans or any other Ray Harryhausen film. Always remind me of Christmas for some reason.

I’m definitely in. This should be a breeze. Do all my shopping online and never listen to the radio. Sonos at work in an office shared with three people. None of whom are likely to play Christmas songs.

I fucking hate the bright white LED lights some cars have now. Had to drive home squinting tonight because the car behind me had them. Thought it was an alien abduction attempt at first. There’s being seen and there’s taking the piss.

First Blood, great film. Should’ve ended it the same way as the book though. No shitty sequels, although number 3 falls in the so bad it’s amazing camp. Predator is a good shout too. Lethal Weapon is surely the other Christmas film.

waiting for a tradesman to come and service my central hearing boiler.

May be that he answered but you couldn’t hear him because your hearing needs servicing?

I’d have just retorted with “At least my bikes not on finance ya fat prick” or words to that affect. Everyone’s super tough when they’re in a car.

Fun fact – in my youth my friends and I were at the local quarry shooting bottles with a couple of black widow and Diablo catapults. Some scrotes from the estate that backed on to it, about five year…[Read more]

Have Atomic Bitchwax been mentioned yet? Tweak Bird are also not a Stoner band, but have a definite stoner vibe. Che are brilliant too, another one of Brant Bjork’s side projects. The guy is a legend. The desert Dave Grohl.

Park your car on the bit outside her house!

When I worked for Kirklees council in the habitat destruction department I had to deal with all kinds of odd people. Mowing the lawns for some retirement bungalows and have no option but to cross from one to the other. Turn mower off and go across shared path to avoid damaging a lawn (that’s not on t…[Read more]