Zombie Apocalypse, what do you reckon your survival chances would be?
It depends on the zombies.
The slow moving dull witted type would be ridiculously easy to deal with. Just keep moving at an average walking pace and you’d be fine.
It’s the sharp, vampire-hybrid types we see in ‘I am legend’ and the like that are difficult to deal with.
Personally I’d be screwed I reckon. The first one to knock my glasses off would have me as I crawled around on the floor with my nose three inches from the ground as I tried to find them.Posted 4 years agoIanWMember
Firstly if I’m alive it’s not an apocalypse is it?
That aside, the stupidification of humanity is creeping rather than overnight, actual zombies will appear in fazes. Firstly we may be able to suppress them with tribal games, cheap alcohol and flickering screens. When this fails it’ll be back to medieval tactics of walled towns and moated castles.
Won’t work though eventually we will mostly be wiped out with just a few survivors whereupon natural selection will reverse the zombie complex until the next outbreak.Posted 4 years agoPocketShepherdMember
The stally was a bit of an impulse buy, by my dad, quite a few years ago. Nowhere near as tidy as the one I posted, it’s been a yard ornament for a fair while. But she does run well, and does float (but the prop shafts, for the actual propellers are missing. AFAIK the rest is there). Getting it out of the river that day was, uh, interesting.
Haven’t got many photos of it, this is only one I can find just now.
I do feel that giving out my address would somewhat reduce my advantage over the Zombie horde, as a human horde would be arriving on my doorstep! 😉Posted 4 years agomartinhutchSubscriber
Typical STW. All talk about their zombie-fighting prowess.
According to the Craven Herald, you should come to Skipton in October and find out for real…Posted 4 years agoepicycloSubscriber
Zombies, the ultimate green energy.
Harness them to a wagon and hang a succulent fresh baby in front just out of reach (donkey and carrot style). It would revolutionise transport.
Wonder how long it would take the govt to come up with a new VED then.
(Don’t worry about the babies, they’re organic free range orphans, and mum and dad are harnessed in the team. 🙂 )Posted 4 years agoepicycloSubscriber
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Would be ace…just find all the pretty lady zombies, take them to an island and let one have a nibble and then spend eternity as ultra zombie stud muffin…boffing the laydeez until it drops offf.”
I reckon you have 2-3 thrusts at best.
Just no BJs, remember, zombies swallow…..Posted 4 years agotakaMember
I reckon I’d be alright hill top farm next to an airfield helicopter and planes 100 yard away small armoury and enough ammunition to take a small country over and most surrounding houses are armed to the teeth and have big toys like earth moving equipment give me 10mins and it would be like fort knoxPosted 4 years ago
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