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  • Your worst christmas/birthday present?
  • Stoner
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    Prompted by the arrival in the post box this morning of a package addressed to Mrs Stoner from “The Sock Company” and the looming feeling of the need for a new patio on boxing day….

    …what’s the crappest present you’ve ever received?

    My mum once got me an A-Level Physical Geography Course book, because “You like that kind of outdoors thing”. I was 24.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    This.

    Beat that.

    thegreatape
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    Pants.

    Get some every year. Use them as bike cloths.

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    RustySpanner
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    A lampshade.

    Thanks love.

    algarvebairn
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    I got a stapler and paper punch set once.

    Stoner
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    [in-joke alert]

    I got a stapler and paper punch set once.

    Mrs CFH has a new log in?

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    warton
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    my mum bought me an empty Ostrich egg last year.

    ericemel
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    Raliegh Marauder when I had spent a 1.5 years saving up for an Offroad Sport and the cost of the Marauder would have been the balance….

    I was so sad. I had to wait another 2 years before I got a real MTB

    maccruiskeen
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    Can’t think of a present I’ve been unhappy to receive. Worst present I’ve given was a packet of modeling balloons to an asthmatic, never realised how vein-poppingly difficult they were to blow up.

    IHN
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    An electric toothbrush ‘because you clean your teeth too much’.

    Some travel dominoes ‘because you like metal things’

    A battered old metal Coca Cola patio chair ‘because we saw and thought that’s really you’

    A toiletries set – for women ‘because it’s excellent quality’

    TheI love my parents dearly, but sweet lord they choose terrible presents.

    Markie
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    Harry_the_Spider
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    Can’t think of a present I’ve been unhappy to receive.

    You’ve never been given a trouser press then.

    yamyamblade
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    An electronic toothbrush off th ex, as a kid the old man did the old orange nuts and some coins and made me wait a couple of hours before presenting a new MX bike the git ….

    patriotpro
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    A box of York-Fruits.

    They went down but they were just one of them “WTF” type pressies.

    King-ocelot
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    Bottles of wine, I’m bi-polar & don’t drink. Re-gift the lot.

    patriotpro
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    yamyamblade – Member
    An electronic toothbrush off th ex, as a kid the old man did the old orange nuts and some coins and made me wait a couple of hours before presenting a new MX bike the git ….

    Now that I like 😈

    I once wrapped my 3 year old some nappies and some wipes – then asked her to get me something from the dining room where the battery operated trike was waiting for her… 🙂

    BlobOnAStick
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    A copy of the book ‘Hairy Hunks’

    Why? ‘Because I wanted you to feel better about being hairy and hunky’

    Do I have a problem with being hairy then? ‘oh. um. I suppose not’

    No.

    portlyone
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    My Man Utd supporting colleague just got a Man City mug and kit bag in our secret Santa. Ho Ho Ho

    stumpy01
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    I once got a gold knitted tie. Oh, and a rusty penknife.

    maccruiskeen
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    You’ve never been given a trouser press then.

    You’ve clearly never used yours for making cheese toasties 🙂

    trail_rat
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    bottle of next aftershave.

    it smelt like diesel !. Made the fire roar though.

    andytherocketeer
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    old spice

    Nobby
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    I got £13 of M&S CREDIT vouchers for my birthday once. 😐

    theotherjonv
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    Harry the Spider +1

    Except to make mine even shitter, i was at University at the time. And to make it appear that I wasn’t an ungrateful shit to my parents, I then had to take it up to uni with me rather than leave it at home.

    On the rare chance that a female ever accompanied me back to my room ‘for coffee’ the trouser press usually unsealed that deal pretty quickly.

    bikebouy
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    A bar of Soap with the words “You Stink” on it.

    I was mentally wounded for 11 years after that.

    I now wash with Bleach.

    piedidiformaggio
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    An alarmingly large thing to hang off a key ring with two buttons on it and a two foot long list of instructions of how to program it. It was for letting you know when your parking ticket would expire!

    I was pretty speechless at that, what with owning a watch, being able to tell the time and have a rudimentary grasp of memory.

    That really was a solution looking for a problem!

    McHamish
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    An Aunt on my wife’s side buys brandy filled chocolates from the pound shop to give to people…I get them every year.

    They’re like little chocolate barrels filled with petrol.

    IanMunro
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    A bath brush in the shape of a Giraffe when I was about 8.
    Things like that scar you for ever.

    piedidiformaggio
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    They’re like little chocolate barrels filled with petrol.

    Do you have a video camera and a match? Sounds like a youtube winner!

    StirlingCrispin
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    Driving gloves.

    Papa_Lazarou
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    My Auntie Betty bought me a car cleaning kit in a leather pouch when I was about 12. Thanks.

    Best present as a kid..

    Came down the stairs into the living room and there on the mat, on it’s stand, was a Grifter. That mental image will always be with me. Utter childhood joy.

    Margin-Walker
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    Easy….riverdance tickets in Nottingham from my sister when I was 25 and living in Colchester and into hardcore/punk/Indie. a 4 hour round trip to watch a 2nd rate Flately….I just asked whether I had my mums present by mistake and when she said no I politely informed her I would not be going to that and gave them straight back.

    ourmaninthenorth
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    Nothing I’ve really loathed, but plenty of pointless stuff like aftershave (makes me cough and wheeze).

    TBH even with the really nice things, my guilt sense goes into overdrive and I can never really enjoy them for feeling that I don’t deserve such kindness.

    I’d prefer not to receive gifts.

    cloudnine
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    An aged 12 jumper.. I’m 34
    A sickly purple colour t shirt with C3-P0 on it.
    Got my outlaws some comet vouchers this year

    maccruiskeen
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    Actually, thinking back quite some time……. a present to our family from an aunty. A set of paper cut out battleships that you’re meant to float in the toilet and sink them by shitting on them.

    piedidiformaggio
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    A set of paper cut out battleships that you’re meant to float in the toilet and sink them by shitting on them.

    I think I need some of those!

    meehaja
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    I’m often accused of being tight by my family, but I’m a firm believer that shit presents are worse than no presents! Last year my sister got me a wind up hamster in a clear plastic ball. WTF? Apparently it wasn’t even meant as a toy for the cats? I’d really rather she just made me a cup of tea or something!

    franksinatra
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    Except to make mine even shitter, i was at University at the time. And to make it appear that I wasn’t an ungrateful shit to my parents, I then had to take it up to uni with me rather than leave it at home.

    Is this you?

    anotherdeadhero
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    A jumper from my aunt, complete with fleas.

    A plastic reproduction two-sided station clock, for the garden shed I do not have.

    A selection of episodes of Danger Mouse and Quackula taped off the telly.

    I’m sure I can think of many many others …

    DezB
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    My mum bought me a denim shirt one year (not in the 70s mind). gawd it was awful. We had fun for a few years wrapping it up and giving it to another brother (from the same mother) and subsequent Christmases.

    Best though was a house number sign my Dad-in-law made. I lived in a road with a bird’s name and he tried to make the bird out of wood on the sign. It was bad. I can’t describe how funny it was though.
    My mate was actually crippled with laughter when he saw it.
    Never made it on to the front of our house.

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