Your top tips for looking like a bell-end?
Topless men in public urban environments. Saw a youth earlier today sauntering through town with his shirt off, but black gloves on… Yes mate, everyone is in awe of your masterful physique and homemade tattoos. A diet of Rustlers and Frosty Jacks sure does help to hone a buff body.Posted 4 years agomakeitorangeMember
One I’ve noticed recently is zipped hoodies with the zip completely undone but the cords that come out of the hood tied in a little bow at the top. Odd. Also agree with skinny jeans, especially the ones that are skinny but with a low crotch – theses are the height of trouser twatery.Posted 4 years agosurroundedbyhillsSubscriber
Ok so what is wrong with Body warmers exactly or Gilets as they ar now known, functional and useful midlayer clothing, no? Also Salomon Shoes no differnt from Nike or anyoher brand of trainers, yes/no?
For the record, I don’t like ponytails on men, they are for horses or girls, that is all. I do however envy an epic beard and plan to grow mine like this one day…
Posted 4 years agoSamBMember
Dropping gel wrappers.
Correct, this is bulls**t
Infact, being anywhere near a gel if you’re not in a race.
Whilst I would prefer not to eat energy gels where possible, it’s unfortunately the only way to check that energy gel brand X is not going to induce some sort of diarrhetic episode mid-race is to test it out beforehand….
Top button done up without a tie
This drives me up the **** wall as well! I blame that Labrinth fellaPosted 4 years agotoxicsoksMember
Went to visit my daughter, on Monday, who has been seconded from “oop North” to run a store in the Bicester Designer Village…………there were so many travesties that I can’t even begin to list them……….OK, one, then – people who wear “fitted” garments………………that fitted someone 20yrs younger and 15kg lighter. 😯Posted 4 years agoLoCoMember
Telling this chap he should pedal smoother 😉Posted 4 years ago
Topless men in public urban environments. Saw a youth earlier today sauntering through town with his shirt off, but black gloves on… Yes mate, everyone is in awe of your masterful physique and homemade tattoos. A diet of Rustlers and Frosty Jacks sure does help to hone a buff body.
😆Posted 4 years agotazzymtbMember
I just work on the theory that I hate eveyone who is not an exact carbon copy of me..that way you never have to worry about the fact that others may choose to dress differently to you or do something that you personally don’t like and can be a dick about..it’s far easier than worrying about more important things in life. 😀Posted 4 years agoMrSmithMember
superdry or anything else with a stupid logoPosted 4 years ago
trainers, or thinking that trainers are somehow smart
fat arse tight jeans
short sleeve shirt tucked in
long sleeve shirt tucked in but really baggy and not fitted
the ‘top gear look’ of scuffed pointy brown shoes, badly fitted jeans worn through at the heel and a sports jacket 1 size too small.
dark shirts with ties.
hoodies on over 20’s unless worn as part of some activity/sports pursuit
hats with NY or LA on when you have never been there or dont support the lakers/jets/raiders etc.petergeeMember
Young blokes with beards. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Why are they considered rock’n’roll now? Can you imagine The Smiths with beards?! There should be a beard quota. And a minimum age. They should be reserved for blokes like me who can no longer grow hair on top of their heads and so decided to grow it somewhere else. Why do you want to look like a history teacher from 1973?!
As for collars done up but no tie, jeans displaying underpants (thank God!), 3/4 length trousers…well it appears that everything becomes fashionable at some point. I’m waiting for tracksuit bottoms and formal shoes to come into vogue. Now that’s a look!Posted 4 years agobigjimSubscriber
complaining about people looking like bell ends on an internet forum, and then spending the weekend squeezing overweight 30-something bodies into cycling gear, including iridium Oakelys and helmet mounted go pro, and mincing around carpet smooth trail centres on 6″ fs bikes “with the lads”.Posted 4 years ago
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