Red crumpet, sounds like a character from a carry on film.

Yellow curry bratwurst

Purple grape

Yellow biscuit

Black Pie

but

Knuckle Duster

? Suggests either not reading the OP properly or a very candid confession.

Right, having showered, and now watching a film in ‘lounge wear’, it’s now:

Naked popcorn

White Chicken.

Commando pizza.

Multi-coloured Pizza #Rock&Roll

Eerily enough, given my name: Black Grape 😐

It’s not like I even eat grapes often, and I did only have one. 100% OF SPOOKY.

Has anyone had the happy coincidence of Skid Mark Cock yet?

White Kiev

Sounds a bit right-wing thrash metal for my liking, but beggars can’t be choosers I suppose.

Grey hazelnut 🙂

Purple grape

Sounds painful.

Mine is Grey Biscuit but my wife’s would be Black Truffle!

The Giant Blue Prawns

White Kit Kat

Red MacAroni

Pretty cool because I was a redhead, and macaroni is obviously a scottish clan. Could be my next login name. 🙂

Black kebab!

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The giant blue isn’t a colour??

Yours,
Grey Curry

Black Chicken Tikka Meat & The Chip Specials featuring Yogurt Mint and the Hot Chilli Sauces

Quite a mouthful… 😀

black risotto

meh

Pink Angel Delight

Okay, so not true.

Yours,
Brown McMuffin

DP

Black Wotsits

Black Smarties. Dark and colourful at the same time

Blue giant prawns; is less effective than The Giant Blue Prawns

“We make the rules; we can break the rules”

That’s the name of our first album.

Black clotted cream

Stripey hot cross buns.

Red porridge

black toast

Commando Wotsits

Rubber sausage

As it’s not long after brekkie:

Black Grapefruit

If Mastication counts then it’s Black Wrigleys Extra..?

My Pron name is:

Bambi Dunstan 🙁

Black piri piri.

Naked toast

Blue and grey striped bacon. Not very catchy!

My actual rock bands name is Shotgun Royale 🙂

Black butty. Ooh ooh Black butty.

Bear Ass KFC

And I ROCK!!!

Black Pasty…….I quite like that

Black Wotsits is pretty cool.
Mines “Stripey Pretzel”