start as you mean to go on? okay then. banana pancakes (made with peanut butter, coconut flour, cinnamon and vanilla extract). and a mug of english breakfast tea, no milk or sugar. tidy.

Porridge with dates and blackberries and almond milk. 2 black stovetops.

Wetherspoons big breakfast and a couple of cans of IPA, and paracetamol. Certainly improved my presentation after a good night last night. In my festive 3 week’s off the bike, I have gone from 10 stone 2, to 10′ 8 😆 oddly most people think I look better for it. But fly to Spain tomorrow for a 5 days of biking fun, so today I’m living like a proper fat knacker!

Ours was toasted muffin topped with crispy bacon and a poached egg. Couldn’t be bothered making a hollandaise sauce.

What on god’s green earth are black stovetops?

A bit hungover so sausage and egg bap with coffee and pain au chocolate.. probably the best brekkie I’ll have all year.

2 doorsteps of eggy bread with maple syrup, bacon and salted caramel ice cream, all washed down with oodles of fizzy wine about half an hour ago. Prior to that I hadn’t risked anything above tea, painkillers and mouth sick. Got pro level heartburn now.

3 x grilled smoked back rashers, 2 x fried slices of Charlie Barley Stornoway black pudding, a fried egg, 2 x fried McGhee’s tattie scones, mushrooms done in butter, 2 x morning rolls, buttered, lashings of HP sauce, a latte and fresh orange juice with bits.

I live within sight of a cardio hospital.

The breakfast of champions…

Beans on toast.Obviously.

Quinoa, blueberries, banana, KoKo( dairy free coconut yoghurt) with ground ginger and cinnamon on top.

full English to stave off hangover.

Packet of dry roasted peanuts and a pint of fosters.

badnewz – that sounds perfect!!

Weetabix….. x3

Bacon and scrambled eggs then a quick blast round Glentress red.

To combat the raging hangovers – Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagels, coz we iz like ded ded classy, innit

Massive steaks and chips for tea 😀

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Bacon sandwich, on white, no sauce, and coffee – served seperately to the sandwich). Today is clearing the house of bad stuff like beer and chocolate – the health starts tomorrow.

I have a feeling the champagne last night was off, either that or mixing it with beer and cider was a mistake

On my stag do, barman insisted champagne and vodka was a cocktail. THAT was a mistake.

3xbacon with fried egg on a sesame bagel, bit of ketchup, cup of tea.

4 handfuls of Malteasers

Leftover chicken balls and egg fried rice.

Skipped Breakfast as I was a bit hungover and still full from eating a steak the size of the yellow pages the night before.

Made some Disney Frozen cupcakes with the youngest about 11 and had one of those, the fun was in the cooking 🙁

Porridge Oats. Without milk and sugar (a first for me)

Trip to maccie d’s healthy starts tomorrow…………

coffee

I didn’t put any thought into it-toast with a bit of cheddar.

Last breakfast of 2016 was a slab of Christmas cake.

Weetabix x5… was going to do sausages and bacon but got lazy… great start to the New Year!

szechuan duck and fried rice! 😆

Steak and links pie, tatties, mushy peas and gravy…might have been a late breakfast

Smoked salmon poached eggs muffin hollandaise = eggs Benedict Royale

FTFY. Benedict would be with ham.

I had a similarly upmarket breakfast, a sausage and egg mcmuffin meal. Made upmarket with an extra hashbrown.

Sausage & fried egg sandwich and black coffee. Didn’t ease the hangover though!

Butteries and black coffee

invited 40ish mates around … 23 made it for:
selection of cereals
toast marmalade etc
Croissants
full English breakie

Porridge and a lug of Baileys straight out the bottle, served with some self-loathing and regret.

self-loathing and regret.

I’m glad it’s not just me that has this for breakfast.

McDonalds.
’twas a heavy night.
I am still so ashamed.

Ours was fashioned from a post-Christmas leftovers sweep of the fridge but was still a bit posh.

Smoked trout, scrambled eggs and chargrilled artichokes on a toasted M&S boule.

All actually worked really nicely together. Will make again.