Id go for a house with a workshop to build bikes all week long near the welsh borders.

What Bikes? Velocipedes to Penny farthings, anything and everything!

Meh, gotta dream!

Nice house(s) Nice bike(s) Nice car(s) Nice holiday(s) Nice everything(s)

Oh and hookers ‘n blow, natch.

new Jaguar XJ diesel with a tow bar for the bike rack

Nice, modern house just outside London, with enough land for a small skatepark in a barn and some dirtjumps/pumptrack. Otherwise a house/apartment in the south of France somewhere, then the next thing to do is emulate Anthony Bourdains’ No Reservations.

Buy another V6 Vectra…this one was full stripped back down to just two front seats, engine modified and full cold air system, braided fuel hose etc.

If won the lottery I would build a silly stupid engine, gearbox inside something akin to a touring car. (but still with the ratty exterior)

Oh get rid of that god awful van, for a Vito.

diesel

Why? Not like fuel costs are going to be an issue? V8 all the way….

diesel

I’ll need to spare some cash for the new house, red wine and malt whisky collections but it would enough to get me going for a few days post-win

Cadwell park and 10 motorbikes 🙂

A can of petrol for my lawnmower.

House in the Alps

A Malteser the size of The Death Start.

…and hookers n’ blow.

land

Actually I would buy this.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/18770269

I would too. I’ve already planned the MTB friendly bunk house business that could be run from the barn.

Oh my thats nice!

Hands off. It’s mine!

Is that McMooter’s out house?

…and hookers n’ blow.

No blackjack? What is the world coming to?

I would: Buy a smallholding somewhere warm, make babies.

House in Mid Wales
House in America near my in-laws
First class transatlantic flights
Nice caravan
Nice car/van to tow it with
Olympus E-5 – not because it’s the best at anything, but because I could afford to indulge in niche behaviour safe in the knowledge that I could also get a 5D, an OM-D or whatever else I fancied

But that’s about it. I might set up a business to employ local people doing something fun and useful, and live off the profits.

http://www.evanscycles.com/products/bmc/timemachine-tmr01-ultegra-di2-double-2013-road-bike-ec043712

Full stainless workshop
Build a Caterham
Go racing

After one of the recent draws the update thing they give after the BBC news said there were 6 or 7 lucky winners each winning ~£700k.

That wouldn’t go far after all the hookers n’ blow. Definately not going to get somewhere decent in the Alps.

Some local woodland with no official footpaths in it, but plenty of establish paths in it. I’d then ride round with my mates waiting for a jumped up nimby redsock to tell me that I’m not allowed to ride there. I would then have great pleasure in informing them that I am the landowner, they are trespassing and must leave immediately by the shortest route. Otherwise, I shall release the hounds*

*note to self, buy hounds as well

Depends how much I won, I’d like to start my own business though.

And a Cotic Soul.

I don’t like blow due to sinus problems and blackjacks just get stuck in my teeth. Would just hookers be acceptable?

Chain Reaction

I’d buy every member of STW a sense of humour.

dwarves with trays of cocaine

An Aston Martin
Place in France
House in the Lakes
Villa somewhere
Chalet somewhere
woods to make mountain bike trails
a massive tele
big house with a gym and a pool in a posh area

xcgb & coolhandluke +1

THIS. (This actual one)

And one of these

£100k – house deposit and a holliday/car.

<£1million – hosue, and some buy to lets so I could imediately retire relatively secure.

<£10million – land and lots of it, with a big hill and a chairlift system.

>£10million, the hill gets bigger.

I liked the style of the woman on Deal or no deal who had £250,000 and 10p and an offer somewhere in between.

She lost and her response was “well I wanted a £200,000 classic Bently, so the offer woudn’t have been enough anyway”.

with a really big win I think I’d get me a women’s cycling team…

Several thousand acres of land.

House with a big garden & big garage that needs renovating
Old vw camper
Motor home for longer trips
Landrover defender
Maybe a tractor if the garden is big enough

the world’s nicest pork pie.
I don’t know what or where it is, but I will spend my millions finding out.

How much have I won?

Sort out all my family close friends for money. Move to somewhere hot and sunny.

Sort out all my family close friends for money. Move to somewhere hot and sunny.

and become a poet with the change

Chuck in my job, tell my boss to ……..

Nice rustic beach house somewhere quiet and secluded.

Mercedes G63 AMG

10 car garage for various cars and bicycles to be stored in.

House in the Alps

This^^^

…and a nanny to look after the kids whilst I’m out riding/climbing in summer and skiing in winter.

chamonix. id buy chamonix.