You should've seen the old guys face….
Pâté? Pfft! A small price to pay for us paying tax to keep him in werthers originals and musty smelling clothes, while he watches Cash in the Attic. By the time we reach ‘retirement’ age they’re just going to put us in a mincing machine and turn us into fertiliser.
… Or pâté?Posted 4 years agoschrickvr6Member
They are like piranhas stripping meat of a bone in my local Tesco, the same toothless/unkempt/stinking of booze faces everytime make a blockade of trolleys around the flappy doors ready to pounce on the poor girl bringing the reduced stuff out. I’ve also noticed they fill their trolleys and then hang around for a few hours then get the stuff reduced even more, pack of ****s 😀Posted 4 years ago
When I pinched his pate’.
So I’m in Morrisons getting my lunch for tomorrow & as usual have a wander to the cheapie stuff to see if there’s owt worth having. An old codger is there ‘loitering’, as well as an employee doing the pricing. I noticed some pate’ that my mrs likes which was on top of some pink lint (crappy ham), & said, ‘oh, some pate’, how much is it’? & he puts his hand on the pile & says, ‘you can’t have that, it’s mine’. So i said, ‘well put it in your basket then’ & he says, ‘no, I’m waiting for it to come down some more’ (it was already reduced by 1/2) & I said something like, ‘oh, like that is it’, & wandered off. Then I thought, ‘sod this’ & went back, he was still there grabbing everything the lad was reducing even more, but as he put some (even more reduced) chocolate in his basket, I grabbed the pate’! By the look on his face you’d think I’d just nicked his car!Posted 4 years ago
Am I naughty?
Ok, I’ll go to jail again tomorrow for another shift on G wing.
Might still pop round Morrisons tomorrow night for a bit of fun though. (if he’s there)
esselgruntfuttock and some old codger, earlier today by the discount food counter in Morrisons.
I’m on the left!! Fame at last!Posted 4 years agobenjiSubscriber
Just be warned some of them can get a bit feisty.
Fighting over car parking spaces in Asda at the weekend, one of them punched the other and killed him!Posted 4 years ago
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