You’re sitting at home on a Saturday night ripping Trance tunes from t’internet in a wool shirt and v-neck.

Anyone beat that?

Nope.

Weird thought not, had to ask.

I weighed myself before and after a poo the other day.

In fairness I am watching 90s firing fifty on 4music so musically not far apart but avoided the wool so far.

…when you start a new thread only 2 weeks after the previous one.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/you-know-youre-old-when

Sorry 🙂

Bobmac. I know I am old when my younger brother is probably doing exactly the same thing as you. You’re not my brother are you?

You’ve just spent a Saturday night without booze 😕

You’re watching Slade on the telly

When you went to see SLF on Thursday, only 32 years after the last time you saw them live.

In fairness I am watching 90s firing fifty on 4music so musically not far apart but avoided the wool so far.

There were some great tunes on that. I resorted to it after 2 hours of Mysterious Cities of Gold episodes. They still haven’t found them yet.

You went to bed at 9.30 on a Saturday night.

You don’t get searched/frisked going into gigs anymore

Greybeard – must be senility kicking in but you could feel free to start a new exciting original tread all by very your own self, if you like!

athgrey – don’t think so but…

Wife’s off having a lie down so it’s time for a ride. Where’s the bike?

Oh there’s another one 😉

when you can’t get up from a chair without making an ‘oouuuhhargh’ noise

When you find a pic of your first fatbike

Both you and your 15 year old son are entered into the Steve Peat – Steel City Series downhill 🙂

What was I thinking ❓

My son, whom is studying at college to become an arborist, says to my wife..” I’ve cut down trees younger than you!” Hurtful!

Mmmmm… I had to ask my kids what trance tunes are 😕