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  • You know you're getting old when….
  • TheSouthernYeti
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    I used to like you.

    emma82
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    What did I say? I agreed with you! You are getting sensitive in your old age 😆

    TheSouthernYeti
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    It was the look on your face when you typed it, completely undermined the message.

    Ooh it’s enough to make a man flounce over to mumsnet.

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    tiggs121
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    You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

    You sh*g someone half your age and don’t break any laws!

    You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

    emma82
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    I only pulled that face cos I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I couldn’t see proper. And the linky won’t play on my phone 🙁

    handyman
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    There was only 3 tv channels and stll nothing to watch, you could play football in your street as there was only ever 5 cars parked, cotter pins held your cranks on

    BillMC
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    When you’ve spent two days in Marrakech and no-one has offered you combustibles.

    druidh
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    handyman – Member
    There was only 32 tv channels and stll nothing to watch, you could play football in your street as there was only ever 52 cars parked, cotter pins held your cranks on

    FTFY

    emsz
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    I’m 30 in 11 years…Does that help?

    emma82
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    Not really emsz 😀

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Ooh.. I got ID’d 2 weeks ago! 😀

    emsz
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    LOL, I’m sort of looking forward to it though, beng a bit older, people take you more seriously, looking forward to house, car, cat; all that shit.

    Then I can have a mid life crisis and shag Yeti!! LOL

    TheSouthernYeti
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    *spat all over computer screen*

    When should I put this in my diary?

    emsz
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    a decade or so. 😀

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I’ll pencil you in.

    You are aware that the average age for a midlife crisis is now 20, right?

    😆

    emsz
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    really? I hadn’t heard that. May then?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I’ll get back to you, might have to juggle a couple of commitments…

    *wonders if Mr82 will be available to do some ironing in May*

    emsz
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    Mr82?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Emma82’s fella… he likes ironing apparently.

    emsz
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    Ah, right. stimulating as this is, I’m going to bed. nighty night.

    chewkw
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    … you notice time is passing so quickly and with one blink that’s one decade gone … 😐

    Occasionally you recall your childhood …

    TuckerUK
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    …you don’t have to worry about avoiding temptation…it has a habit of avoiding you!

    emma82
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    Thank god I went to bed when I did, no way I want to get sucked into the sordid midlife crisis underworld that yeti exists in. Seeing as mine was 8 yrs ago if what you are saying is right yeti, does that mean I have to sleep with you retrospectively? 😛

    piedidiformaggio
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    Hmm, 8:15 the day after the day after. Still have hangover. Feel very old now

    TheSouthernYeti
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    …does that mean I have to sleep with you retrospectively?

    If getting some ink and sleeping with me is the new benchmark of mid-life crisis then so be it.

    I’ll even throw in a free ‘I slept with TSY!’ tattoo… 8)

    emma82
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    How could a girl say no, pencil me in after Emsz, Ill have pink ink plz for me tat 🙂

    derek_starship
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    I’m 30 in 11 years…Does that help?

    Oh – yes it does. Thank you emsz.

    *lights cigarette*

    yunki
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    when your teeth fall out and your senses fade and your bowel and bladder are no longer under your control..

    god I hate being in my 30s

    derek_starship
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    I’m 42 and I am far from the answer to life, the universe and everything.

    deadlydarcy
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    I’ll even throw in a free ‘I slept with TSY!’ tattoo…

    Oi oi saveloy. I didn’t get one of those, just a crummy badge with a pin that broke 🙁

    Trekster
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    No tv to luxury b&w tv. 1st colour one bought in our 20s 🙄

    Bikes = handme downs, make your own bitsa, single speed, 3spd, 7spd, 8spd and now 9spd.
    Bikes made by Royal Enfield, BSA 😯

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