You know you live in a rough area when…
There’s only one, one-way street in and out of the estate and the only car-owners who come in are full of yoofs looking for someone. Managed a booze shop in just such a place and lived there too for a couple of years, and yes; it had the plexiglass, ceiling-high barriers. But they were only installed after the axe-wielding robber took two days’ profit out of the safe 😯
Nearly tried to nail him with a bottle of tonic water but decided it wasn’t worth it for £50….
when you see someone pissing against the front door of a house and when their finished they take out their keys and go in
Cheers, frankie
It was Billy Connolly’s first – Frankie just nicked it!