Ooo ooo can I join in with the hard man stories?
Cartwheeled into the stream running down Minton Batch, smashed my helmet, burst my bladder (camelbak), bent pump, broken sunglasses, scratch on top tube, broken collarbone.
After laying there for awhile and letting the adrenaline subsided in case I was in shock, I made up a sling with an innertube, then walked down with bike to meet friend who had gone off to get my car.
We drove up into Minton and nearly ran over Pete Postlethwaite.
Went home via the shop and picked up a few beers, found the sling I had when I broke it previously and went and sat in the sun drinking beer until I fell asleep.
Went to hospital two days later (on work time), nothing much they could do.
Rode the Borrowdale Bash route 7 weeks later.