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  • Xmas eve puzzler. Stopping the foxes eating my car aerial.
  • pictonroad
    Full Member

    Citrus, pepper and chilli appears to act as a condiment. It’s got the taste now and won’t be put off.

    What would Santa do?

    khani
    Free Member

    Put the condiments on the next car along,
    Or wire it to the battery..

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Sorry, but that’s hilarious 😆

    duncancallum
    Full Member

    Jeyes fluid.

    Though this thread requires piccies

    frogstomp
    Full Member

    Smear it in fox shit.

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member

    A nice bag full of meaty treats and ibuprofen.

    mattstreet
    Full Member

    Would say smear chilli paste/oil on it – but if that doesn’t work… um… diesel?

    Suggsey
    Free Member

    Swap it for a steel one? 😆
    I’ve had magpies and crows ragging an old one like that before but a fox 😯

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Sell the car and get a van.

    Then you’ll wipe out the entire fox population with van-aerial disease.

    pictonroad
    Full Member

    Only just read this.

    Cougar. Tip of the hat for that one. 😉

    sobriety
    Free Member

    Tip of the hat for that one.

    That’s still enough to catch it.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    😆 @ cougar

    ac505
    Free Member

    For some reason foxes liked to eat the ariel on my old Lexus but that was after i chucked water at them as they were busy trying to kill a cat one night. One upped the anti in response, bit the ariel off and took a sh.t on the roof. The hand car wash mob weren’t very happy…

    CountZero
    Full Member

    How hot is the chili? Lingham’s extra hot chili sauce is pretty eye-watering, or you can try the nuclear option and get some Carolina Reaper peppers, chop them up and grind them to powder, make up a paste of some sort and smear that on the aerial. Make sure you’re wearing disposable gloves, and don’t get it on your skin!
    1.57million Scoville units ought to put the buggers off! 😈

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