WTD: short jokes Home › Forum › Bike Forum › WTD: short jokes Overview Bike Forum Chat Forum For Sale Wanted Forum Help Classified Rules Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 72 total) 1 2 → WTD: short jokes soma_richMember Short minimal character non-offensive jokes… along the lines of 2 fish in a tank…. Posted 8 years ago jimmySubscriber 2 nuns in a bath… Posted 8 years ago StonerSubscriber Venison is dear, isn't it. Posted 8 years ago catfoodMember It is, in fact its dead deer. Posted 8 years ago mr potatoheadMember dwarf shortage Posted 8 years ago jockhaggisMember There are only 10 types of people in the World. Those that understand binary and those that don't. Posted 8 years ago catfoodMember Horse walks into a bar. barman says why the long face. Bear walks into a bar and says a pint of………………………………………………………………….bitter please. The barman says, why the big pause. Posted 8 years ago StirlingCrispinSubscriber Thump's favourite (aged 3 and a half): Guess what? Nothing! Posted 8 years ago TeetosugarsSubscriber What's ET short for? Cos he had little legs . Posted 8 years ago CaptainFlashheartMember Penguin walks in to a bar, says to the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" Barman replies, "What does he look like?" Posted 8 years ago Mister PMember What is brown and sticky? A stick. Posted 8 years ago polarisandyMember man goes into drs with steering wheel sticking out from his fly, says " Dr, you gotta help me, this things driving me nuts" Posted 8 years ago neilsonwheelsMember Detained without trial Dressed in orange Asked questions they don't know the answers to How would you like to work in Homebase? Posted 8 years ago 16stonepigMember An assistant in B&Q asked me if I wanted decking, so I punched him… Posted 8 years ago nedrapierSubscriber Did you hear about the man with no legs who was thrown off the dance floor for arseing around? Posted 8 years ago esselgruntfuttockMember Bloke goes into a pet shop & says, 'I want to buy a bee' Pet shop guy says, 'sorry but we don't sell bees' Blokey says, 'but you've got one in the window' Posted 8 years ago esselgruntfuttockMember Skeleton goes into a bar & says, 'can I have a pint of lager & a mop' Posted 8 years ago CaptainFlashheartMember Did you hear about the magic tractor? Went down the road and turned in to a field. Posted 8 years ago davidrussellMember what type of bees produce milk? boo-bees. Posted 8 years ago kimbersSubscriber whats pink, stiff and makes women squeal in the morning? cot death Posted 8 years ago tankslapperMember What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas? Your mum…. Posted 8 years ago stonemonkeyMember I've got a stray parrot in our garden all it says is , 'good morning you ugly f*cker'. Its not yours is it? Posted 8 years ago WhatWouldJesusRideMember What's black and makes women cry? Gordon Brown's handwriting. Posted 8 years ago Glen MoreMember Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom boom! Posted 8 years ago tankslapperMember How do you make a Polo Mint laugh? Tickle its hole…. Posted 8 years ago brooessMember 2 drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff. Ba-dum Tssssch Posted 8 years ago RealManMember Two muffins in an oven, one says to the other, "God, its hot in here!" "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!!" says the other. Posted 8 years ago julianwilsonMember from my five year old: -What do cats like in their drinks? -Mice cubes. Posted 8 years ago crispy baconMember The weather forecast today in Iraq Sunni in some places & Shi'ite in others Posted 8 years ago lobby_dosserMember what do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso what 6" long and starts with a P? A jobby. Posted 8 years ago BreganteSubscriber What's the best way to kill a circus? Go for the juggler Posted 8 years ago cogglepinSubscriber Why did Robinson Crusoe only work 4 days a week? Because he always got his work done by friday. Posted 8 years ago zokesMember Woman walks into a bar an asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one. Posted 8 years ago LimboJimboSubscriber Two monkeys in the bath. First one says "ooh oooh aah aaaah ooo aggghhh!" Second one says "well put some cold in then" Posted 8 years ago onewheelgoodSubscriber Why are Native American chiefs buried on the top of hills? Because they're dead. Posted 8 years ago nukeSubscriber Why do morris dancers wear bells? So they can annoy the blind, as well. Posted 8 years ago AmosMember How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it the microwave until it's Bill Withers Posted 8 years ago humanbeanMember You're invited to the Premature Ejaculation Ball 2009 Dress code : Come in your pants. Posted 8 years ago matthew_hMember How do you titillate an Ocelot? You oscillate its titalot Posted 8 years ago Thurman MermanMember What's brown and sticky? Anal. Posted 8 years ago Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 72 total) 1 2 → The topic ‘WTD: short jokes’ is closed to new replies.