Young Lad:
“I’ve broken my arm”
Two days later arrives back all in one piece and bright red from Sun Burn. “Yeah, it felt better so I cut the cast off”.
Young Lady:
“Lady Trouble” comes back the next morning with a completely new hairstyle / colour.
And there was the Standard Issue Sickies:
Monday Flu AKA Hangover
Friday Flu AKA building up to a Hangover – best to give them a call about 6pm, just to ask how they’re getting on… ha ha
Mid-Week Flu: The new Fifa / COD / GTA game is out.
Sometimes working with young people is as frustrating as it is funny. I’m not sure anyone under about 25 ever actually gets sick.