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  • Wind related fatality in the Feet household
  • piedidiformaggio
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    Just been into the garden to stand some fallen over stuff back up and made a grave discovery.

    Our gnome has been decapitated and the head is missing 😥

    CountZero
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    I think an autopsy needs to be carried out, has the coroner been informed?

    project
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    Mr G Nome would not have felt anything, the decpaitation would have instantly taken his life.

    RIP MR G Nome.

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    maccruiskeen
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    Have you reported it to Elfinsafety?

    project
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    Sure it was Mr G nome, not a troll.

    keefus
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    Are you sure he didn’t panic in this dreadful weather and lose his head?

    IGMC (and go and get pissed)

    djglover
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    This thread is in incredibly poor taste, there is gnome way I’m going to be party to it

    Pigface
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    Sympathy for your loss

    maccruiskeen
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    This thread is useless without pixies

    Brown
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    I’m sure he’ll be along shortly with some

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Way back when, I lived in France and was one of the early members of the FLNJ

    It was all for a girl….Her name was Olivia. She was lovely. 🙂

    CaptJon
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    Should have been wearing a helmet.

    mogrim
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_YhN_mwPUY[/video]

    BobaFatt
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    It was probably one of those private firearms owners, look for empty cases then report to TandemJeremy

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Boba Fatt – Member
    It was probably one of those private firearms owners


    Wasn’t me.

    cynic-al
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    Folk seriously still have gnomes…in a non ironic way?

    nonk
    Free Member

    loads of folks have gnomes with feet smashed off ,stick an add in the clasy’s you might be able to do a head transplant.

    rickmeister
    Full Member

    Did it happen at the normal place of residence, or the second gnome… ?

    higthepig
    Free Member

    Was he gnome alone?

    martinxyz
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    martinxyz
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    If youre having weather problems,I feel bad for you son.

    martinxyz
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    Ive got 99 problems but ya gnome aint one.

    Bregante
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    On the plus side, I’m in the Market for a tiny fishing rod?

    higthepig
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    It was the Stranglers what done it:

    “Gnome or heroes any more…”

    Case closed

    piedidiformaggio
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    Folk seriously still have gnomes…in a non ironic way?

    Was a joke present given to us, that kind of became a fixture in the garden. On the plus side, the head has been found, so some ‘Six Million Dollar Man’ style ‘we have the technology’ type reattachment will take place

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