if I don’t ask people to “talk to me about…”?

you might, no-one will notice…

Are you going to have a wake?

are you still drunk ?

I got sort of lost on the way home, ended up in someones garden, all the lights came on and a bloke came out with 2 doberman things. He wasnt happy about me being in his garden at midnight, even though I’m sure it was a bridleway….

😆

Right to Roam.

apparently not. twas the lock keepers cottage, I don’t think my Lupine lighting up the courtyard and waking his dogs did me any favors. he was very insistent that it was NOT a ROWay, luckily the Bass had me mellowed and I needed a piss desperately.

Yes.

You should have punched him and kicked his dogs like you did with that WW2 veteran who told you off for cycling on the ancient monument where bikes are banned.

dotted line, ROW, ****, might print it off and drop it off for him later..