- Wife's quote of the day:
Mine woke us both up last Saturday morning at 5.30 by shouting “Hedge!” in her sleep.
Mine can have entire conversations in her sleep – including me saying things like “You’re asleep – you won’t remember this conversation in the morning”, “Oh yes I will!”
She never does.Posted 4 years agosssimonMember
the whole intelegence to common sense ratio goes out the window, my wife has a phd in computational physics/applied maths/quantum mechanics type malarky but………
do cocktail sausages come from piglets?Posted 4 years ago
cant work out VAT
struggles with how to apply the foot brake at the Mot centre
couldn’t remember which way the tide was when it was in or out
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