- Wife's quote of the day:
Mine came out with a classic last night while watching Breaking bad….
As Walter and Walter junior (Flynn) are getting into the car…
“Why does he have a disabled badge on his car, he only had Chemo?”
(obviously have to watch the show to see why funny)
EDIT: She is 37 weeks pregnant, so I let her off.Posted 4 years agoMostly BalancedMember
Some years ago whilst driving past the (now long gone) Pirelli Submarine Cables factory in Southampton.
“I didn’t think there were enough submarines being made in the world to justify a factory that big”.
Obviously not, the factory was pulled down to make way for a shopping centre.Posted 4 years agoarrpeeMember
Mine was listening to ‘Desert Island Discs’, featuring a composer whose name escapes me. She’d left the room for a minute and asked what she’d missed:
Me: “He was just saying that Hitler visited his town when he was a kid, living in Austria in the 30s”
Wife: “Was he still Hitler then?”
Me: “…”Posted 4 years agoMing the MercilessSubscriber
Sitting watching a documentary about the Falklands War, Mrs M walked into the room and said “I don’t know why your bothering to watch that, WE LOST!”
Though the best has to be whilst walking over the 7 Sisters Mrs M asked why all the big container ships were sailing the wrong way, flummoxed by this I asked what she meant. Well France is over there (pointing vaguely in the right direction) she replied and the ships are sailing through the channel, not across it to France………Posted 4 years agopocketrocketMember
Driving past a pub that had some large caged extractor fans or something sticking out of the wall,
“Ooh, look that’s a good idea”
“What is?” Says I
“That they’ve sunk the tv’s into the wall so they look like flat screens from inside”
“What!!??” Lol, “what do you think would happen when it rains if they really were the backs of tv’s sticking outside!?”
One of many. She can be quite intelligent when she thinks about it, Honest!Posted 4 years agosamuriMember
These threads always end up feeling a bit;
We just relay the material we’re provided with.
How much are the above comments related to intelligence? I can’t imagine all of your wives/girlfriends are stupid, so is it more of a common sense/general knowledge issue?
None I’d say. It’s more of an engaging mouth before brain issue. I’m prone to it as well and I’m a bloke. Mine are way more embarrassing than any of those above.
My wife gave me this one the other day.
“Elvis really fancied himself as a singer didn’t he?”Posted 4 years ago
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