Anyone else living in fear of their partner?
Constantly, the latest episode was interesting, apparently I was snoring (due to the cold she brought home form work)…
I’m a heavy sleeper so rather than wake me and ask me to roll over or even send me downstairs to sleep on the sofa, she gets a big old blob of vaporub and (in the pitch dark) apparently tried to rub it under my nose, reasoning that this would clear my airways and stop the snoring…
Except she managed to rub most of it it in my Right eye, the following morning I looked like I’d lost a fight, and my work colleagues didn’t believe my story that it was due to a 3:00 am mini chemical attack from the ball and chain…
Her combination of woman-logic and non-existent organizational skills verges on deadly, apparently my primary role is to compensate for that…