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  • Why does my wife have an opinion on everything?
  • Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    Snakes with T1ts.

    Just go for the one with the best pair you can afford…..

    Premier Icon thejesmonddingo
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    They have to have an opinion on everything,their mothers told them it was essential to stop the men getting uppity.How do lesbians work it out though,both having deliberately contradictory opinions on everything,or is it only male female relationships that have this?

    Premier Icon vickypea
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    Maybe you have the wives you deserve? MrPea has the partner he deserves 😉

    Premier Icon thejesmonddingo
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    Does he want to borrow a spine?

    Premier Icon teethgrinder
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    Does he want to borrow a spine?

    We could almost muster one between us.

    Premier Icon thejesmonddingo
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    I could lend him the one I’m currently not using.

    Premier Icon argoose
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    As my dear old Dad used to say ” Anything that can bleed for five days every month and not die isn’t human!”

    Women can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the garden.

    Premier Icon nicko74
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    If you blank them out, they go away, well they get louder before the go away but eventually they go away of thier own accord.

    I believe that’s called “moving out” – is that the ultimate goal?

    Premier Icon vickypea
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    Of course it’s not spineless at all to let your wives nag you and do nothing about it but whinge on here.
    I never nag mr pea as he doesn’t deserve to be nagged at, maybe you do deserve it?!

    Premier Icon flicker
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    argoose – Member
    Women can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the garden.

    Oh you can, although apparently it’s frowned upon 🙄 😀

    Premier Icon thejesmonddingo
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    Are you sure you don’t nag him Vicky? I wonder what he thinks?

    Premier Icon argoose
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    I reckon I could put up with a copper tutting at me. As long as I don’t get THE WAGGY FINGER

    Premier Icon themilo
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    Haha – cheered me up no end reading these.

    Unfortunately I got bored of the constant sniping a year or so ago (after 16 or so years mind) and started to revolt (sic) which has lead to an unrepairable rift in our marriage. I’d probably have walked years ago tbh but for our 2 amazing kids. She’s asked for a “trial separation”. Anyone been through it? Does it ever actually become anything other than “actual” separation? The kids are only 5 and 9 and my biggest concern is potential impact on them. If anyone has any sage advice i’d appreciate it! Googling 1 bedroom flats to rent……………….

    Premier Icon argoose
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    So why should you move out, she wants to separate, dont stop her leaving.

    Premier Icon scotjohn
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    Wow – this has cheered me up no end. As Tommy Sheridan would say “Solidarity!”

    themilo – I’ve had a friend go through something similar recently. Moved out for a year, lived the high life, got a lot of unspent youth out of the system, planned his divorce, his missus sorted herself out, plans went on ice and now back together and AFAIK happily with their two kids, though the usual ups and downs. It’s never going to be perfect, that crap’s for fairytales. Real life relationships are hard work.

    Premier Icon ononeorange
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    Fine…….(folds arms)!!

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    Fine…….(folds arms)!!

    We have Defcon 1.

    Premier Icon Houns
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    Tut, just do what you want

    Premier Icon themilo
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    Cheers Scotjohn!

    Premier Icon mattsccm
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    “Reset the time on the microwave so that it looks like the last person to use it was her as you were out of the house at the time: “Not just me who doesn’t switch it off then!”
    I like that one. Will save it up.
    Mine does my head in when driving . If I dare so much as touch the heater knob when she in charge I get flamed. Her roads skills are something I just put up with as its not worth the flames followed by an hours silence. However if I so much as pick my nose when driving I need my licence removing.

    Premier Icon paulosoxo
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    Snakes with T1ts.
    The lot of them.

    I got a sternly worded email from the mods for writing that about ten years ago. It was meant as a joke too. I love snakes.

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