I’m not reading all of this crap ^

Me neither. Anything interesting happened? Did someone mention porn?

TTFN
rachel@shibboleth.com

Always judge a book by it’s cover. I fly in the woodpile is worth a bird with a bush.

Sent of a woman.

Of course what we really need is a sig gif

Dez

Dear Andy,

I think you’re right.

Yours sincerely,

Simon

“Yours faithfully.”

HTH.

Cougar – Moderator

Dear Andy,

I think you’re right.

Yours sincerely,

Simon

“Yours faithfully.”

HTH.

Cougar, as the ‘letter’ did not start with Sir/Madam and Simon is adressinng Andy by name, should it not in fact be “Sincerely”?

(I may regret not checking this fact on Google first, long time since I wrote a letter!)

No – to be fair, “Yours Sincerely” was correct if he stated the name of the recipient. “Yours Faithfully” when the name of the recipient is not known.

Mind you, I failed my O-Level English Language the first time around so what do I know?

Rachel ( who now feels like she *has* to sign-off or people will comment )

Rachel is correct – it is yours sincerely.

Rachel

Dear Sir = yours faithfully
Dear Name = yours sincerely

Rachel

Bumcakes, I knew that as well.

I really hate people who make schoolboy errors in their haste to try and be clever. Muphry’s Law in action.

Dear Cougar,

In your face!

Hugs and kisses,

Simon

I realy like the fact that some people on here do this. Too shy to do it with my own somewhat unique name so from now on i too am…..

Rachel

You’re a bunch of band waggon jumper on-ers.

Rachel.

I’m also blessed with an uncommon name (haven’t met another person with it who wasn’t my grandmother) oh to have a common name

Rachel

What is Muphry’s Law?
Is it similar to Murphy’s Law?
Or is it something to do with Muph?

Muphry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law

Thanks, Cougar – that’s a new one for me!

<note the lack of signature>

I am Spartacus Rachel

I think it is all somewhat narcissistic.

Dr Rachel

What annoys me is the people who don’t know the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’

+1

I think it is somewhat narcissistic.

narcissistic |?n??s??s?st?k| adjective
having or showing an excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one’s physical appearance:

yes, that’s it… 🙂

Rachel

OK Rachels.

This is all getting out of hand just cos Rachel signs herself Rachel doesn’t mean every other Rachel Rachel and Rachel has to do it too. We run the risks of this thread getting Racheled and then we’ll just be up Rachel’s Creek without a Rachel.

Yours

Rachel.

Smashed into my fondle slab with my Rachel.

I think I’m going to adopt “This, +1” as my new sig

Professor, Her Magnificence Dame Rachelpants
This, +1

Well Rachel, to be fair it is the ‘Dr’ bit on a mtb forum that does that bit for me.
I am sure everyone is just lovely though.

[attaches CV]

I am sure everyone is just lovely though.

This, +1

This, +1

100!

Rachel

I imagine you could get a Phd in something mtb related. Then you would be a proper Dr, not just an ‘honorary’ medical Dr…

😉

Rachel
Sparkly Code Princess.

Actually this thread has just reminded me, has anyone seen or heard from Rachel recently, I bought something off the classifieds and it hasn’t arrived yet so I was thinking of kicking off a bit.

Anyone?

wwaswas – Member
This, +1

This, +1
Christ, that identity theft is almost instant isn’t it ?!

This, +1

(I wish I was a sparkly code princess though)

No doubt Ms Gear will be along all gangsta rapper about being the original Rachel.

(I wish I was a sparkly code princess though)

Your wish is my command:

scaredypants - Member

the original Rachel.

the one in the bible ? too much weeping IIRR

oops, edit:

This, +1

Nevermind…

Raquel

?+s???

:??p? ‘sdoo

?+ ‘s???

This, +1

oops, edit:

this+1

??q??W – s??s???

👿

1 + ???

What was the question again?

mit freundlichen grüßen/cordialement
Leon Rachel

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Rachel please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Rachel please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
she didn’t just say what I think she did, did she?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
“Rachel, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin her you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

‘Cause I’m Rachel, yes I’m the real Rachel
All you other Rachels are just imitating
So won’t the real Rachel please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in her raps to sell her records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but ther whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Rachel lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a ****!”
with her windows down and her system up
So, will the real Rachel please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Rachel in all of us

Rachel x