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  • Why do lurkers lurk?
  • camo16
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    Following on from HTS’ floaters thread, let’s have your lurker theories.

    Enlighten me. 😉

    patriotpro
    Free Member

    Because they lurk it very much.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    We’ll never know, shirley?

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    camo16
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    Only happens IME at very inconvenient moments, in other people’s places, or occasionally in office toilets…

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    What about a Gurkha lurker in a burkha, eh?

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Too shallow to dive?

    camo16
    Free Member

    😀

    Anyone else notice (excuse poor taste and potentially gratuitous description) that lurkers are the best shaped poos. Streamlined and mean.

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    lurk moar

    *must take to heart*

    EDIT: sorry, poos, what?!

    DezB
    Free Member

    includes the answer

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    CountZero
    Full Member

    We’ll never know, shirley?

    Well, someone on here will have an answer.
    And don’t call me Shirley. 😉

    camo16
    Free Member

    someone on here will have an answer

    Not yet, though 😉

    STW scientists, where are you now, eh? eh? eh?

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    So – is this about poohs that feel like they want to come out but don’t?

    camo16
    Free Member

    Nope, it’s about poohs that come out and then won’t go away , gofasterstripes. You know, those heavy torpedo bad boys…

    CaptainFlashheart
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    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    Dunno man, I eat a lot of salad, only brown bread and pooh at least once a day – my GF says I’m weird.

    Never get them, but realistically I guess they’re caused by eating food that is mostly digested and therefore you’re only left with dense residue. When I was in Greece, with all the white bread I felt awful, permanently needed to go but couldn’t – it was like passing stones.

    A friend of mine turned up at my ol’ place in London once with the same problem, hadn’t been for a week. I fed him lots of water, and then 6 weetabix followed by about 200mL of Olive Oil. Worked in about an hour.

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

    glupton1976
    Free Member

    At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

    Full of shit? Wouldn’t be a first for STW.

    VanMan
    Free Member

    Mister P – Member
    At least once a day is weird? I am a three times a day man.

    At least we know what the P stands for now

    Mister-P
    Free Member

    Full of shit? Wouldn’t be a first for STW.

    Shirley less full than those who are not so regular?

    MrSparkle
    Full Member

    Ain’t got a clue.

    elaineanne
    Free Member

    Lurkers lurk on here cos they are mouses…if your a dragon u speak..but mouses eek and are r scardy cats…thsts why lurkers lurk on ere….or……they lurk on ere cos they are too busy lurking good..

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    dafuq I jus reed?

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    there’s somefink funny about that account…

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