Back when we were cave dwellers the women cut bread with flint.
This would’ve been even. However, it wouldn’t of appeared so bad on our non-uniform loaves.
As grateful foragers/hunters, we’d of scoffed it down with a lump of burnt mammoth all the same. Then shown our appreciation for the effort of the ladies and negated the use of the club for post meal activities.
Despite the loaves gaining a uniform shape and steel bladed knives were now the favoured cutting implement. Nice straight and even cuts were achievable.
However! During this time,the ladies rights and their role of life shifted. They became slaves to the kitchen and bedroom and weren’t getting the respect and appreciation they deserved.
Therefore they developed a sod ’em attitude.
The wonky bread cutting and the sack of spuds sexual position, was now made standard by women demanding more than orders of food and sex.
In modern times, even though the shift has moved in favour of rights of women. Men still fail to appreciate women.
Therefore the attention to bread cutting perfection has remained.
Thankfully, the sack of spuds position seems to be less popular these days.
Headaches and periods are the easier option to use. As opposed to the you can have me, but i aint joining in gesture, which the laying there and doing owt position, actually means.
Slowly women aren’t the sex slaves they once were and men realise that more effort and appreciation is needed in the bedroom.
Once you appreciate them fully, only then will the bread be cut straight.
Simples!