Constantly accused of having sex with sheep?

It’s an English thing

Boom!

Ewe don’t say?

Yes, why are the Welsh?

hihi.

Racist baaaastard.

I think people just make these generalisations up on the hoof.

This bloke will probably just get fleeced with a huge fine, unless he manages to pull the wool over the magistrate’s eyes.

No smoke without fire, as people say.

Anyway, the article doesn’t give the age or sex of the sheep so we shouldn’t jump to conclusions yet.

Can ‘The Public Decency’ be outraged if no members of the public were present?

Outraging The Public Decency sounds like a charge in a tinpot police state… oh!

Rhys is out walking in the hills with his English chum, James. They espy a sheep, head stuck in the fence.

Rhys says, “There’s lovely for you”, before dropping trou, and getting it on with the aforementioned.

When he’s finished, James says, “That looks great! Mind if I have a go?”

Rhys replies, “Of course not, bach, go ahead!”, so James sticks his head in the fence…..

Lovell appeared at Highbury Corner Magistrates’ Court charged with one count of indecent exposure and another count of outraging public decency.

I can’t work out if this is for having sex with the sheep, or being neat Tottenham’s training ground….

Don’t be such a chump Flashy.

I wish people would loin not to make such assumptions.

Heh, like lambs to the slaughter

It’s an English thing

There’s no proof of that. He might have been a homesick Welshman.

Or a Yorkshireman on the lamb.

It’s a good yarn anyway, wherever he comes from.

They ought to make him marry the sheep.

another IT worker……

There’s no proof of that. He might have been a homesick Welshman.

Maybe it was Gareth Bale saying his goodbyes?

I always assumed it was because there was loads of sheep in Wales(or New Zealand for that matter) but couldn’t really make the connections.

Being welsh, I spend loads of time wondering the hills on my bike and never seeing anybody committing the act or have heard of anybody being caught committing the act I always though it was a bit of a of an odd/mis-understood generalisation tbh.

A quick google search ironically show Auz having more sheep than NZ despite them enjoying giving there NZ friends abuse, wonder if the same is try for England vs Wales?

england = 36 mil
wales = 8.6 mil

right back to my day job

I put this stereotype to my friend from Oldham once. He said ‘No no no, people from Yorkshire shag sheep’

someone will be along in a minute with a welsh aumtie to tell it’s not funny and that you’re a jerk for saying such a thing.

england = 36 mil
wales = 8.6 mil

Yeah but that’s more than 5 sheep for every man in Wales.

Plus of course there isn’t much else in Wales – lots of mountains, sheep, and boredom.

I’m offended nobody’s offended yet, it’s outrageous!!!!
Sheep have more taste…

http://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/10621632.Devizes_man_admits_sex_with_goat/

You are wrong in Wiltshire the English shag goats

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4045569/Man-jailed-for-sex-with-pet-dog.html

And dogs up North

Sheep have more taste…

Obviously, why else would they need to put one hind leg in each wellie to stop the little buggers getting away ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

….and bikes in Scotland….

Obviously, why else would they need to put one hind leg in each wellie to stop the little buggers getting away ?

You seem knowledgable on this subject..
😉

And dogs up North

According to your link the disgusting pervert was called Gareth Owen

Yorkshire dogs… Or Welsh sheepdogs..

outraging public decency.

I love that expression. ‘Public decency has been outraged1 Outraged, I tell you!’ 😆

He was released on bail on condition he does not return to Whitewebbs Lane or Archers Wood in Enfield.

So, how would that stop him visiting other areas where there might be sheep? Because last time I looked, north London wasn’t exactly awash with ovine species.

What’s to stop him visiting Wales?

Won’t somebody think of the kids?

What’s to stop him visiting Wales?

Presumably it wouldn’t be a problem as there’s no risk of him outraging public decency in Wales.

Man in court for trying to have sex with sheep near Tottenham training ground

What concerns me is they have a training ground for it.

Has there been an influx of Kiwis?