Why do women insist on doing that top down photo shot.
Ah yes, I was fooled by a very clever version of this… using her arm, perspective and angle of selfie she managed to look normal sized.
The texting was as enjoyable as Bear’s.
The meeting was OMG. That is a large lady.
If I get any further message exchanges (they are sparse), I will cut it short for a meet. The last one, we got on in texts like we’d been friends forever. It was hilarious, sexy and interesting. Then we met and I spent the next 3 days thinking how it was possible to hate someone so much.