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  • Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    *Grabs garibaldi*

    busydog
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    polishes bombers

    LoCo
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    Coatsey would tickle his opponent till they wee’d themselves and they ran away in shame

    Can’t wait for tales of hardman daring doo….

    Premier Icon Drac
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    *Bakes a fist pie*

    sc-xc
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    I think the correct order is:

    Surfmatt
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    everyone else
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    one eyed willy

    yossarian
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    I believe that surfmat = awesome

    There is no other choice.

    We all know Ton would fist-pie us all in to submission.

    No, go and read it again. I clearly said “fist-pie

    piemonster
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    Fills bottle with wee

    Jamie
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    Darcy is the hardest. Tumescent, in fact.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    There’s a lot of small-man syndrome round these parts, so anyone over 5’11” would stand pretty good chance against 95% of the big hitters ๐Ÿ™‚

    Premier Icon ton
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    Darcy is the hardest

    hahahahahaha…….. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Tom B
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    Hit him Ton ๐Ÿ˜€

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    so anyone over 5’11” would stand pretty good chance against 95% of the big hitters

    *Swaggers back into thread*

    EDIT: *Backs off now Ton’s here*

    Premier Icon MSP
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    One regular contributer backed up some macho postering by stating he had been an officer in the Scotish regiment, he seemed to believe that made him some kind of cross between chuck Norris and superman, everyone else thought it made him sound like a cross between a dog called foofoo carried around in the handbag of a blond socialite and the lead tambourine player in the girl guides band. So not him.

    Jamie
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    so anyone over 5’11” would stand pretty good chance against 95% of the big hitters

    The bigger the are, the harder they fall.

    Junkyard
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    IIRC surfmat was a pretty good kick boxer of some description- its not like he would have made up something like that.

    Few other martial artists on here as well so one of them. Probably the Brazilian Ju jitsu guy if a one on one fight otherwise ton in a man fight as he is a behemoth and would throw you around like you were a little rag doll*

    I may have given this more thought than actually required

    * he is a pussy cat in real life

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    I think I could probably take the average STWer… not because I’m nails, but because I’m just ever so slightly less of a girlyman.

    It’s kind of like how i’m probably a better rider than the average STWer- not because I’m great, but just because I occasionally ride a bike.

    Jamie
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    not because I’m great, but just because I occasionally ride have a bike.

    Premier Icon ton
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    junky is correct………I will roll over and let anyone tickle my underside…. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Tom B
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    Lolz at Northwind.

    Lolz at foofoo the dog too!

    I’m guessing that some of the ex forces dudes can handle themselves?

    I’ll take you all on!!

    .I will roll over and let anyone tickle my underside….

    I have the strangest…..

    Premier Icon ton
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    it’s me, it’s me <laughs like a girl and runs away> ๐Ÿ˜†

    I haven’t had a fight since I was about 18 ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    Premier Icon zilog6128
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    I once killed a man who made lewd comments towards my wife one rainy night. Accidentally smashed his nose up into his brain. Got parole after 8 years for good behaviour. There was a minor kerfuffle on the flight home.

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    junky is correct………I will roll over and let anyone tickle my underside….

    then roll over again and !whumpf! you’ve got them in a World of Sport death grip.

    Cunning.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    put the bunny back in the box zilog, there’s a good chap.

    Premier Icon zilog6128
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    ๐Ÿ˜†

    mrlebowski
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    Its CFH isnt it?

    He’d round up his Cavalry chums from the 3rd East Cheam Light Horse & with a twirling of their sabres lop the heads off the lot of us!

    wrightyson
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    I’m currently watching women’s football….

    Junkyard
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    I cannot help but hear the voice when i read that post Stoner

    Tom B
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    …the STW posters?

    We all like to think that if needed we’d go all Chuck Norris on a rival…however, I’m guessing that there’s a fair few on here that like me, haven’t had a fight since high school and couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag!

    There must be some badasses on here whom could open up a can of whoopass though right? So who do we think is the hardest then?

    The bigger the are, the harder they fall.

    Yeah, but less often too.

    Back on topic. There was a fella on one of the forums called ninja, dunno if he’s here under a different name. He would win, anything.

    Junkyard
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    perhaps he is hiding here…lurking just waiting to strike

    yunki
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    There’s a lot of small-man syndrome round these parts

    OI!! I resemble that remark

    yunki
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    ๐Ÿ˜†

    Premier Icon bigdean
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    I’m badass! But thats more to do with the stomach bug i’ve had all week.
    Is it wrong to be a bit proud of not having a fight since school?

    tazzymtb
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    out of all the STW folks I’ve met there are a couple that have that “speak softly carry a big stick” aura…if you’re proper scary you don’t need to get in anyone’s face about it.

    jekkyl
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    I’m a pacifist so I’d make clean my escape on my mechanical device with 2 wheels.

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