inspired by sbob

Jack Handey. And now that I’ve posted this, it can be claimed that he is ‘on here’.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjfSGPJo-cg[/video]

I wonder if my balls smell?

*Scratch, scratch, sniff*

Yup

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I’m a classic over-thinker, but the deeper I go, the darker I go.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real

Quantum physics shows that if the Universe was not being observed, it would not exist.

Or to put it another way, the Universe exists because it is being observed.

If the glass slipper was a perfect fit for Cinderella, how did it fall off in the first place?

spelunkers

If the glass slipper was a perfect fit for Cinderella, how did it fall off in the first place?

Why didn’t it disappear/turn into vegetables like the other stuff?

If the glass slipper was a perfect fit for Cinderella, how did it fall off in the first place?

Heard she suffered from sweaty feet.

Quantum physics shows that if the Universe was not being observed, it would not exist.

Or to put it another way, the Universe exists because it is being observed.

No it doesn’t.

Quantum physics shows that if the Universe was not being observed, it would not exist.

Or to put it another way, the Universe exists because it is being observed.
Nonsense

I don’t know about deep, but I find I have my more helpful thoughts while out in the outdoors and greenery. Like learning about letting things go upon realising that it was spoiling my enjoyment of being outside, and similarly about not having anybody to compete with but myself when doing something simple like cutting down saplings.

Spending time outside is a very good thing, the simplicity of things can bring clarity.

Oh, thoughts – for a moment I read that as throat…

Guess I don’t qualify then 😆

Deepest thoughts not dirtiest thoughts 😉

Free your mind!

At what point did I become conscious, is it like a flame passed from one torch to another? Or does it not really exist, more like a series of animated dominoes.

Well, I guess that’s me put in my box.

With the cat.

non-sense

Why is hamburger called a hamburger when it has no ham in it?

Watched this earlier today. Blew my little mind it did.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENyyRwxpHo[/video]

Someone from the telepathy thread suggested to try the “who here has the largest brain?” thread in a few days time.

There was a young man who said though
it seems I know that I know,
what I’m longing to see
is the I that knows me
when I know that I know that I know.

Two people in every one are schizophrenic.

You should hear me and SaxonRider on a bike ride.

Today I couldn’t get the danger mouse theme tune out of my head …. and now I’ve wrote that it’s back!!

I am wondering what’s at the bottom of the marianas trench now.

Does that count?

As for Schrödinger’s cat I suspect it’s dead. Poison and radioactive isotope aside it’s probably starved to death or died of old age.

How many beans make five?

I am wondering what’s at the bottom of the marianas trench now.

Water

You should hear me and SaxonRider on a bike ride.

😀

Why are eggs (generally) sold in multiples of six?

Why are eggs (generally) sold in multiples of six?

That’s easy. Using 12 as a number of something is better than the natural 10 because you can split it 2, 3, 4 or 6 ways. So base 12 numbers are popular all over the place – degrees, minutes, seconds, hours and so on. Eggs like loads of other things are sold by the dozen, but 12 is quite a few eggs so you can buy six. But you can also get 4 eggs sometimes too.

and 12 is really convenient for counting on one hand

12 is really convenient for counting on one hand

didnt realise eggs originated from norfolk