I guess the person with the highest blood haematocrit level could be described as the ‘richest’. Mine is 0.52. Beat that peasants.

Not me, but we get paid on Friday and we’ve still got £200 left in the joint account which is remarkable on its own, the fact we’ve somehow managed to do it in ‘Christmas Month’ is akin to parting the sea with the power of my mind.

I feel like Scrounge McDuck! 😉

I’d like to hear more from wallop.

Usually there are replies like. “I don’t know but I do ok, I am in the top 0.1%” bla bla bla.

say 40 million earners, top 0.1% is 40,000 people, must be well into multi-millionaire status by then….

I am sure there are a few multimedia millionaires on here.

Probably don’t want to say anything though. Tax man may be watching. 😉

jambalaya – Member
No doubt it’s someone so tight they won’t pay for a subscription

Didn’t someone else pay for yours?

It’s not classy to say so but I probably have the biggest rack. Much more valuable

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My daughters have a little saying, ‘some people are so poor, all they have is money’.

My current acc has a balance of 0.02 right now…

Can you lend me some money? Just till the end of the week…

Why is it so wrong to talk about money? Most of us spend most of our time trying to earn some.

As the STW pimp, I’d say when my ho’s return with the evenings takings it will be moi.
Shizzle!

I have a lovely puppy and a battered but functioning mountain bike.
I can also afford the occasional beer.

I’d say that makes me pretty rich.

I heard that Flashy is so rich he wipes his arse with paper clips. I think. Might have been a dream.

The Captain is worth a few bob I’d wager. His entries are inputted with a natural Patrician confidence.

Is it Linn?

I’m crap at spending money, so I’m glad it’s not me.

I’m in the hi fidelity first class travelling set.

Both my brother in laws are called rich.

Mine are both dicks as well

I’d like to hear more from wallop.

Have you got some panniers to sell?

It’s not classy to say so but I probably have the biggest rack. Much more valuable

The other day I told Princess Anne to mind her f-king dorgs, as they were trying to mount my dorgs.

Live 1 minute from the beach and can ride real gravel practically from my doorstep.

Consider myself very lucky (‘rich’)

It’s just after Xmas and New year so I suspect I’d give you a run for your money on that one wallop!

Judging by the fact that, once again, my annual tax return is zero, then it probably isn’t me.

Top 1% right there. (Can I have your accountants card?)

As Wallop’s pimp, it’s probably me. 8)

CFH strangely quiet

I’m rich!!!

…. in saturated fat

Why don’t we each nominate our candidate for the wealthiest – cash plus assets inc house.
Most votes becomes ‘loads of money STW style’.

Some may nominate CFH; he’s not a P but it’s accepted that that the truly wealthy eschew any outward signs of wealth – inc STW P so that’s hard to read. I think….fur coat and no knickers.
Jamba and others are financial services – bonuses, possible share options accumulated over many years.
Private investors but – stock market reverse could stuff up any unrealised gains.

Hmmmm.
All comments welcome.

It’s got to be one of the bike shop owners.

Geordiemick00 if his BIL helps out?

If you don’t worry about money, then you’re rich.
If you also have lots of time to do the things you like, with the people that matter to you, then you’re very rich.
If you’re healthy too, then you’ve won the lottery.

I’m taking home the Rollover every week.

I heard that Flashy is so rich he wipes his arse with paper clips.

CFH strangely quiet

Am in the Colonies, pushing paperclips. Time zones, innit?

If you don’t worry about money, then you’re rich.
If you also have lots of time to do the things you like, with the people that matter to you, then you’re very rich.
If you’re healthy too, then you’ve won the lottery.

All very true and really bloody depressing in my case 😐

Am in the Colonies, pushing paperclips. Time zones, innit?

Not wiping… pushing… 😯

breninbeener – Member

My daughters have a little saying, ‘some people are so poor, all they have is money’.

If you don’t worry about money, then you’re rich.
If you also have lots of time to do the things you like, with the people that matter to you, then you’re very rich.
If you’re healthy too, then you’ve won the lottery.

I agree with both these things

We are comfortably off. But money once I have enough for the basics is simply not a motivation for me. I have never bought a new bike, new furniture, curtains, etc All secondhand

I’ll post back once I’ve won the EuroMillions tonight, bear with me…

I’ve been unemployed for two years but I live in Norway so it’s probably me.

I’m a teacher………I’ll get my coat 🙂

I’m a bigger cock than Scotsroutes.