Who farts In the Office?
As a teacher, letting rip opportunities are slim unless you are absolutely certain it’ll be an SBD. In which case, one positions oneself next to the most annoying little brat, does the deed, moves away and watch the little scrote get the blame for it. Always makes my day.Posted 5 years agosoobaliasMember
guy that sits behind me does, most often silent.
my nose twitches and when i spin round he has left the office, thats usually a split second before the odour sensitive air freshener jumps into action.
he got a Johnny Fart Pants mug in the secret santa last year, seems to be getting the hint.Posted 5 years agocurvatureMember
Quality topic…just had me in stitches.
Lucky for me my colleague is adept at letting a few go too!
My best ever though was walking into the car park down at Excel in London. Just as he opened the door I did a spectacular rendition of a tug boat…the two girls at the ticket machine just looked at him in disgust!!
Anyway such childish behaviour is not big or clever!!!Posted 5 years agoStonerSubscriber
after a heavy bout of real ale the night before, I was once deploying the most horrendous smell bombs in my team’s cubicle. Fortunately all but one were out of the office. The smell got too much for my team-member and I so we went outside for a coffee.
When we came back in, someone from a cubicle the other side of the office had called the janitor in, who was now rummaging around in the ductwork “looking for a dead rat”. I made my excuses and left.Posted 5 years agohugorMember
I prefer anonymity myself.Posted 5 years ago
Fortunately I don’t work at a desk so there are plenty of cropdusting opportunities.
A few weeks ago I was walking down the main drag in town cropdusting with every step.
Unfortunately it was much louder than I anticipated.
I looked behind and there was a homeless guy walking along who looked like he’d had a pretty rough night. He looked up at me and said “thanks mate, that’s all I needed!”.Zulu-ElevenMember
We used to wear things like this at work:
Which was a high risk policy – as you could sneak up behind someone and leave them a present that was sucked straight into their dust filter… but at the same time you would subject yourself to a significant risk of collaterol damage 😯Posted 5 years ago
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